Happy: Right I may or may not be planning a secret wedding for Natsu and Lucy
Carla: Again. -___-
Gray: For the 17th time. -^-"
Carla: You kept count...? O.o
Happy: Yeah but we need to sort out roles! Like... LEVY SHOULD BE THE MAID OF HONOUR PERSON- y'know, the bride's BFF or something?
Levy: AYE SIR!
Happy: and the rest of u girls can sort out who'll be the other bridesmaids
Erza: I CALL SHOTS ON ONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS.
Happy: Wendy, you'll be flower girl!
Wendy: Okie! ^_^
Happy: now for the guys..... GRAY SHOULD BE THE BEST MAN PERSON
Gray: why meee ):T
Happy: cause u and Natsu always have each others backs.
Happy: but if you strip during the ceremony, I'll slap you with a fish until you die.
Gray: That's new. I'm getting death threats from a fish-loving blue cat. What has the world come to.
Juvia: JUVIA WILL PROTECT YOU GRAY-SAMAAA
Erza: Will there be cake
Happy: yes
Erza: Huehuehue
Lucy: WHAT THE HELL.
Happy: O_o whoops...
Lucy: PREPARE YOUR FUNERAL, FURBALL.
Happy: CRUDDDD
[Happy & Lucy have left the chat]
Gray: Geez... Who else totally saw this coming?
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FanfictionHey guys! I figured since I ran out of chapter space on my first Fairy Tail Funny Texts book, I had better make a sequel! So GET READY! THE FIORE MAGES ARE BACK WITH FAIRY TAIL FUNNY TEXTS #2!! (-I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, they belon...
