*gasp* AUTHOR-CHAN ACTUALLY UPDATING??? WHAT DIMENSION IS THIS
(I am so sorry)
Fire King Salamander: BOOM YEAH
Fire King Salamander: NAME CHANGER BACK AT IT AGAIN!
Queen Elsa But Not As Cool: Oh good god. What did you do now, flame breath?!
Queen Elsa But Not As Cool: WAIT
Queen Else But Not As Cool: WHADDYA MEAN I'M NOT AS COOL AS ELSA
Hermione Granger But Without the Danger: Well, you're not...
Queen Elsa But Not As Cool: WTF
Hermione Granger But Without the Danger: I appreciate the HP reference and the rhyme in this 'nickname', Natsu.
Only Worthy One: Kill me. Kill me right now.
Puff, and Huff, and Blow The House Down: It's not that bad, Lucy-san!
Puff, and Huff, and Blow The House Down: ................... Natsu-san. What is this nickname........ ?
Big Dumb Chunk of Metal RIP: Just don't question it. Skip straight to the beating him up bit.
Fire King Salamander: Wow rude
Queen Else But Not As Cool: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS RUDE?! THESE. NICKNAMES.
Booze for Blood: ehhhh accurate
Star Gazer: ew
Star Gazer: my nickname's too nice
Star Gazer: no thank u
[Star Gazer has set her nickname to Trash Panda]
(A/N: Eyyy get the reference? 😏)
Trash Panda: Ah, much better!
Queen of Fairies, More Like Queen of Cake: Skie, i have questions
Trash Panda: no u
Queen of Fairies, More Like Queen of Cake: huh?
F I S H: NATSU I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS D:
Fire King Salamander: Haa sorry, buddy! I'll change yours, gimme a sec
[Fire King Salamander has set F I S H's nickname to H A P P Y F I S H]
H A P P Y F I S H: :D
Demon Overlord: Natsu... I am disappointed that you failed to include any mention of shipping in my nickname.
Big Dumb Chunk of Metal RIP: haha
Big Dumb Chunk of Metal RIP: Natsu's screwed
Fire King Salamander: well YOLO I guess. YOU'RE SINGING SUCKS
Big Dumb Chunk of Metal RIP: SAY THAT TO MY FACE, PUNK
[Demon Overlord has changed their nickname to Shipping Queen]
Shipping Queen: ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
Pitter Patter, Water Will Smack Ya: GRAY-SAMA. WHAT DID NATSU-SAN DO.
Only Worthy One: Aaaaaand there's Juvia.
Queen Elsa But Not As Cool: Aaaaaand there's my cue to leave.
Trash Panda: Aw, come on! I haven't seen a Gruvia moment in agessssss. STAY.
Shipping Queen: Yes, Gray. Stop being a tsundere!
Queen Else But Not As Cool: I'M NOT A TSUNDERE, YOU PSYCOPATHS
Shipping Queen: \(.-.)/
Watered Down Evil Thor: What in tarnation is all the chaos going down in chat?
Hermione Granger But Without the Danger: OMG
Pitter, Patter, Water Will Smack Ya: Natsu-san didn't...
Puff, and Huff, and Blow the House Down: Natsu-san did...
Watered Down Evil Thor: Which. Insolent. Gremlin. Set. My. Nickname. To. This.
Fire King Salamander: ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ
H A P P Y F I S H: RUN NATSU, LAXUS IS GONNA HUNT U DOWN
Big Dumb Chunk of Metal RIP: Yeah and I'm gonna join him 😡
Queen Else But Not As Cool: I second that motion!
Only Worthy One: Why does it always end like this???
YOU ARE READING
Fairy Tail Funny Texts #2 | DISCONTINUED
FanfictionHey guys! I figured since I ran out of chapter space on my first Fairy Tail Funny Texts book, I had better make a sequel! So GET READY! THE FIORE MAGES ARE BACK WITH FAIRY TAIL FUNNY TEXTS #2!! (-I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, they belon...
