Lucy: Hello. Is this Jude Heartfilia's number?
Jude: OMG MY DARLING LUCY! YOU'RE FINALLY CONTACTING ME
Jude: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!
Jude: I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!
Lucy: Um, ok... Nice to hear from you again, I guess...?
Jude: 'Tis a joyous day!
Lucy: Um
Jude: So, my dear. What do you need?
Lucy: I actually needed to tell you something.
Jude: I'm all ears!
Lucy: Sooo you know Natsu? Pink hair, constantly wearing a scarf, always ranting about friendship and blowing stuff up?
Jude: I do seem to recall him, yes. He looked like a nice fellow! :)
Lucy: Yeah, he's really nice!
Jude: I'm so happy that you've made such a good friend!
Lucy: About that... Dad, I'm pregnant.... With Natsu's kid...
Jude: I will snap every bone in his scrawny little body.
Lucy: DAD!
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Fairy Tail Funny Texts #2 | DISCONTINUED
FanfictionHey guys! I figured since I ran out of chapter space on my first Fairy Tail Funny Texts book, I had better make a sequel! So GET READY! THE FIORE MAGES ARE BACK WITH FAIRY TAIL FUNNY TEXTS #2!! (-I do not own the Fairy Tail characters, they belon...
