Hello?
Hi honey.
This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, daddy says but honey you don't have an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with mommy right now.
Brief pause.
Uh okay then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up.
Okay daddy just a minutes.
A few minutes later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy.
And what happened honey?
Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screaming then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!
OMG!!!
What bout your uncle paul?
He jumped outta the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it & I think he's dead!
Real long pause!
Then daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?
Lil girl says No I think you have the wrong number.
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