Jokes!!

Animal

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up their hand. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."

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This is the last Joke in this book, it's finally come to an end so why not finish off with our favourite of all time "Little Johnny" I've had so much fun collecting all these jokes and seeing your comments on how they made you really happy. Well hopefully this book put a lot of smiles on your faces if not I haven't done a great job, and I hope y'all enjoyed laughing as much as I enjoyed sharing them! Tysm for taking time out everyday to read them, yous are the best!💖😚😄😊🎉🎉😄