Light

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Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?"
"Bread"

"Yes"

"Hamburger"

"Ok"

Little Johnny answered "Light"

"Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?"

Little Johnny answered "Last night I heard mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'.

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