robot

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A father came back from the store without a robot that would slam it's hand on the table if someone lied. He asked his son "did you do your homework?" The soon responded "yes" the robot slammed it's hand down on the table. "Okay I was at a friend's house watching a movie" the son said truthfully. The father asked "what movie were you watching?" The son replied "toy story" the robot slammed it's hand down on the table. "We were watching porn." The son said. The robot didn't budge. "What! When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!" The father shouted. The robot slammed it's hand down on the table. The mother laughed. "Well he is your son" the robot slammed it's hand down on the table.

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