Shawn Mendes Imagines

3 am

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Canadian boi: yoyoyoyo bestfrand

Canadian boi: r u up?

Y/n: hello asshole

Y/n: no, this is y/n's ghost speaking

Canadian boi: gr8

Canadian boi: tell her i love her pls

Y/n: aww babe

Y/n: how sweet of you

Canadian boi: lmao finally

Canadian boi: i'm hungry

Y/n: why are you always hungry at 3 am?

Canadian boi: idkkkkkkkkk

Canadian boi: if you clean up your vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner

Y/n: cellphone cases are like condoms

Canadian boi: why?

Y/n: i feels better without them but there are risks involved

Canadian boi: how do you know that sex feels good without condom?

Y/n: idk man i'm still a virgin

Y/n: ask your dirty self

Canadian boi: it does feels good................

Y/n: NEXT.

Y/n: when sweden is playing denmark, it is SWE-DEN

Y/n: the remaining letters are DEN-MARK

Canadian boi: why are you so smart

Y/n: lmao i saw this post @ ig

Canadian boi: noice

Canadian boi: the day after the purge must be awkward

Y/n: why?

Canadian boi: because if you tried to purge someone and failed then you see them at work everyday

Y/n: that would be me

Y/n: i would be purging you

Canadian boi: r00d af

Y/n: ;)

Canadian boi: english is a though languange bc it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

Y/n: my tounge is in a knot thanks to you 😒

Canadian boi: do you want me to help you with that? ;)

Y/n: just wait until i post all of the dirty text you've sent me @ 3 am to twitter

Canadian boi: SHIT DON'T