Shawn Mendes Imagines

stood up [part 2]

Dedicated to muffinhayes

Enjoy.

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Y/n

Y/n: i swear if you go to school today i'm gonna bitch slap you infront of the school

Canadian singer: but i have to atleast check up on my bestfriend even if i'm doing school online :(

Y/n: still bitch slapping you if i saw a strand of you hair

Canadian singer: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY STRAND OF HAIR???????

Y/n: bc you have the most luscious hair in the male population in this school

Canadian singer: did you just told me that i have a luscious hair?

Y/n: lmao yes

Canadian singer: i'm fucking honored

6 minutes later

Canadian singer: yoohoooo!! big summer blow out!!

Canadian singer: r u still there???

3 minutes later

Canadian singer: lmao did you get caught?

Y/n: no

Y/n: and please, frozen has melted a long time ago

Canadian singer: LOL

Canadian singer: what happened while you're gone?

Y/n: nosy are we eh?

Canadian singer: i'm proud to say that you started to pick up my canadians habit

Y/n: sush

Y/n: lmao anyways, he ask me out again and i reject him and now he's not leaving me alone

Y/n: AND I HEAR A GROUP OF GIRLS GOSSIPING ABOUT HIM HOOKING UP WITH ALL OF THEM LAST NIGHT

Y/n: and the best part is, they said that he has a dick of a tampon

Canadian singer: A TAMPON? WTF

Canadian singer: so it's skinny and short?

Y/n: yes and they said fucking him feels like putting on a tampon

Canadian singer: 😂😂

Y/n: but still he won't leave me alone

Canadian singer: i smell someone crushing on you

Y/n: him? No thanks

Canadian singer: me? Yes please

Y/n: ya wish

Canadian singer: :(

Canadian singer: are you still at school?

Y/n: yes i just got out of the last period

Y/n: on my way out now

Canadian singer: mind if i pick you up?

Y/n: you're fucking sick

Y/n: no pun intended

Canadian singer: too late i'm in front of the school

Y/n: so you were hoping that i'd give you some bitch slap?