Me and Sapphira were just strucked by bad luck because some thugs tried to think that we are weird....
Me: GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate thugs but I don't hate Levi. :3
Sapphira: Yeah, Levi is the cutest thug, I've seen.....
Me: I just want to kill those thugs!!!!!!! D:<
Sapphira: But how?
Me: Seriously, we're going to kill them....Then you know what I mean.... >:)
Sapphira: ??
Me: I dialed a number............. Muahahaahahahhahahahahhahhahahaa!!!
Light Yagami: Moshi Moshi~~
Me: Hello, I'm here to tell you that I want you to kill someone.
Light: What do you mean?
Me: Seriously!? You have a death note!!!
Ryuk: Hey Light, who's screaming at the phone?
Me: Hello Ryuk!!! Light will buy you apples after I request him to kill someone. :)
Ryuk: Light, I'm telling you, that please follow this little girl, you're talking to.
Light: *clears throat* I don't know what you're talking about.
Me: Please!!! TT_TT
Light: You're working for Ryuzaki, aren't you?
Me: NO!!! (Although I love him!!!)
Light: Well then, name?
Me: Do you know Chuck Norris?
Light: No, who is he?
Me: He wants to kill you, and he is a strong person, no one can beat him, even you can't kill him!!
Light: Spelling?
Me: C-H-U-C-K No-R-R-Is
Light: It will take a few seconds....
Me: Nfufuufufu
Light: What are you laughing at?
Ryuk: Oii~ Light, where's my apples!
Light: Just wai--
Me: Light?
Light: You liar!! *faints
Ryuk: Oy, kid, Light fainted, he'll get back up in a few days. The apples. Tsk!
Me: Ja nee~ (It means I killed Light D:)
Sapphira: So what happened to Light?
Me: I killed him... Teehee. *I knocked my hand one time on my head :)
Sapphira: You're intelligence is over 9000!!!
Me: ._.
Sapphira: ._. He might kill us....
Me: Don't worry, Blaze and Sapphira is not our real name....
Sapphira: You revealed our secret!!!!
Me: *faints
Sapphira: *faints
Me; *have blurry vision.... Curse you, Chuck Norris!!!!
Sapphira: Hnnnggh!
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Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!
HumorPrank calling anime characters in a mainstream way >:D
