Me and Blaze meditating...
Me: Um...Um...Um...
Blaze: Um...Um...Um- This is so freakin' boring!!
Me: I know!! We're doing this for almost about an hour and my legs are starting to hurt~~~ TT^TT
Blaze: Then why didn't you tell me earlier??
Me: I was secretly eating while you were meditating... :3
Blaze: Oh yeah...I forgot you're bad at concentrating. =__=
Me: So what to do?
Blaze: I have a question. What if Loki (A manga character, Reimei No Arcana) Started hanging out with another girl??
Me:.........I would go yandere about it.
Blaze: I wonder what will happen if we prank call Yuno...
Me: O__O
Blaze: OwO
Me: Yosh! Let's do it!!!
Blaze: I'm kinda scared...
Me: Me too......Demo, this is worth it!!
*Slowly dialing Yuno's phone number*
Me: *Gulp* Y-Yellow...
Yuno: YUKKI??
Me: *Confidence regained* This is not Yuki. Why did you say Yuki-kun's name?
Yuno: W-Who are you...?
Blaze: Ohhh...Yandere mode on~
Me: This is Sapph....SardinesPotato! I'm Yuki-kun's lover!
Yuno: Y-Yuki's lover...?
Me: That's right! You have a problem with that?
Yuno: Sonna...Sonna...Sonna...Sonna...
Blaze: What happend? O.o
Me: I dunno...She keeps on saying 'no way' o.o
Yuno: Sonna......SONNNA!!!!!!! YUKI IS MIIIIINE!! *sob sob sob*
Me: Now she's starting to cry!!
Yuno: Uwaaa!!!! YUKI...YUKI...YUKI...!!
Me: And now she keeps on saying Yuki!
Blaze: She's gone Yandere dude!
Me: What do I do???
Blaze: Don't ask meh!!
Yuno: GIVE ME BACK MY YUKI!! HE'S MINE!!! *sob sob sob*
Me: *starting to cry* Blaze-chan...TT^TT
Blaze: Tell her you were just joking!
Me: Y-Yuno, I was just kidding when I said I was Yuki's lover! Please forgiv-
Yuno: LIAR!! Yuki said we'll be together forever! He said it! He said it! He said it!........
Me: *Crying* What now?!
Blaze: Just hang up!
Yuno: ......
Me: Wait...She's saying something...
Yuno: I'll kill you...
Me and Blaze: O__O
Yuno: BOTH OF YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY YUKI, SAPPHIRA!! I'LL SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY KILL YOU AND YOUR FRIEND BLA-
*Hung up*
Me: How the heck did she knew our names?!
Blaze: Did you mention us in your conversation??
Me: No, I said SardinesPotato and I whispered whenever I say your name!
Blaze: Will she really kill us? I mean Light is also planning on killing us..
Me: No way! They don't even know our real names so don't fret for we are trained nin-
*Door knob rattling*
CHAKACHAKACHAKACHAKA!!
Blaze and Me: .__.
Me: WTF???
Blaze: Did you call someone over??
Me: No! I also didn't call for pizza!
Blaze: Then who...?
Yuno: OPEN THIS DOOR!! OPEN THIS DOOR!!
Me: It's Yuno~ TT^TT
CHAKACHAKACHAKACHAKACHAKACHAKACHAKA!!!
Blaze: I don't want to die~~
Yuno: *Grabbed an axe then starting chopping down the door* HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
Me and Blaze: Kami-sama, help us~ TT__TT
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Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!
HumorPrank calling anime characters in a mainstream way >:D
