Me and Sapphira were talking about Yaoi....
Me: I love Yaoi.. :3
Sapphira: I love it too, and we are fujoshis!!!
Me: But what do we call Yuri lovers??
Sapphira: You call them perverts? :v
Me: Speaking of that.. we need a prank call.
Sapphira: Who??? *tilts head*
Me: Hmmmmm.. *beep beep beep*
Issei: Hello?
Me: Hello, I'm Blaze and a beautiful woman with big oppai will come to you inside a package.
Issei: WHAT!!!! IS IT TRUE!! When?
Me: *laughs*
Issei: By the way, you sound like a girl, who are you and what's your bust size?
Me: (Nani?!) Ehhhhhhh~ Just not the bust size, I'm Blaze
Sapphira: Issei Hyoudou....
Issei: Blaze, and bust size?
Me: EEhhh!! I said no!! Just wait for the lady package, don't ask my bust size!!!!
Issei: But maybe your hiding it, maybe your oppai is filled full of hopes and dreams.
Me: (Rage mode) Nani!!!!??? Shut up!!!! You want oppai, I'll bring you some!!!!
Sapphira: (Oh no, this is the real deal, I can't interfere when she's in rage mode) Ahh, Blaze, where are you going?
Me: I will find Issei and I will violently kill him!! *Cover the speaker of the phone.*
Sapphira: .....
Issei: Hello? Are you size D or E??
Me: Grr! *transports*
Sapphira: *grabs phone* Hello, oh, so you're blaze... -Issei- (heard through the phone)
Bold- When they are talking in person.
Italic: Heard through the phone
Blaze (In front of Issei): You know dress-break, right??
Issei: Oh, so you want me to break your clothing.
Blaze: Bring it on!!!!
Issei: *summons dress break*
Blaze: *Incants Massive blood Loss*
Issei: *nosebleeds*
Sapphira: -Issei- Hahahaha! I got you know, ladies.. *hears nosebleed sound*
Sapphira: ._. Weird phone call...
Sapphira: -girl voices from spell of Blaze, massive blood loss- Aaahhh~~!! *hears the ripping of clothes*
Blaze: Happy, and here's a sexy woman, with a package. >:)
Issei: Waoooh!!! But what's hidden under your clothing??
Blaze:....................................................................... *God mode* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sapphira: *sigh* Gambatte, Blaze.
Issei: I'll break your clothing >:)
Blaze: FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Issei: *Tries to break dress of Blaze..* Huh? Why isn't it working??!!!
Blaze: >:) I'm mysterious, just break the dress of this big-chested woman.
Sexy woman: Hallo!
Issei: *smoke came out from Issei's nose* and takes the lady with him and keeps doing oppao-related stuff
Blaze: *points Dynahalecon* SHOOT!!!! BOOM!!!
Issei: *faints* You could've just told me your bust size......................
Blaze: *Kicks his body* DIE B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then sexy woman goes back to magical dimension.
Blaze: *touches chest then raised hand* FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sapphira: *eating pocky while watching Yaoi* Hey, Sapphira, don't watch yaoi without me D:< -Blaze-
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Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!
HumorPrank calling anime characters in a mainstream way >:D
