Me and Blaze playing around the wardrobe.
Me: Ohohoho! I am the evil Dark Potato! Fear me! Ohohoho! *Poses in front of mirror* >:D
Blaze: By my hypnotizing eye, by this curse under this patch, obey me for I am your ruler! Muwahahahaaha! >:D
Me: Hahaha! Cosplaying is fun! XD
Blaze: Yeah! I would want to try cross-dressing one day.
Me: Speaking of which, wasn't it Hideyoshi our first prank victim?
Blaze: Yeah...Why?
Me: I want to prank call a trap today. :I
Blaze: How about Aoi Hondou? ;)
Me: Oh yes! That trap!
*Dials number*
Me: Yellow~
Aoi: Who is this?
Me: *Fangirling* EMEGHED!! It's Aoi~ *Nosebleed*
Aoi: Ano...
Me: Hi Aoi!! I see you're a full-grown man now! ^__^
Aoi: What are you talking about? =__=
Me: Me and my friend saw Misaki's wedding. YOU WERE SO~~!!
Aoi: Are you one of those fangirls who kept calling me ever since that chapter released? (-__-)
Me: Chigau!! I'm a reporter! I need to gather information to those people who were seemingly gay.. ^__^
Aoi: ¤__¤
Me: I said "seemingly" XD Please, I even have a crush on you and so does my friend!
Aoi: So the question?
Me: Ah yes! Hitotsu: In your trap days, were you in love with Usui in real life?
Aoi: What? No. I was just very frustated because one man can't fall over heels for me.
Me: Futatsu: How about Misaki? People said (including me) You've develop feelings for her on the previous days. o.O
Aoi: I have a girlfriend already, you know.
Me: I know! But answered the question first!
Aoi: Y-Yeah I did...But that was in the past! I'm dating Honoka now!
Me: Sou...Why do you date Honoka? What does sh-
Aoi: Enough with the questions. What did the questions were even for?
Me: I was just curious! Teehee~ *Knocks on her head and wink*
Aoi: Wait...I don't even know you. How the heck did you know all these things about me? O.o
Me: So, will you ever go back to cross-dressing? :3
Aoi: Don't ignore me! =__=
Me: Do you also use pantsu while you cross-dress? :3
Aoi: Are you nuts? =__=
Me: Do traps can possibly have periods whenever they cross-dress? O.o
Aoi: That doesn't even make any sense... =__=
Me: Will you and Pico ever be like bestfriends when you meet? :3
Aoi: Who's Pico? =__=
Me: *To Blaze* I see he doesn't have the qualitites as a trap these past years...*Plays with fake beard*
Blaze: I prefer his bishounen look though XD
Me: Sou! XD
Aoi: *Ehem*
Me: Ah, gomen! There's just one last thing I want to say...
Aoi: What is it?
Me: Can you possibly cross-dress for us? I mean I can transport you here and-
Aoi: *Hung-up*
Me: Alrighty then :3
Blaze: It's like you just interviewed him or something
Me: Yeah...My confidence level dropped to 20% that's why I can't prank him that hard T__T Gomen...
Blaze: Want to role play? >:D
Me: Okay! I'll be The doctor evil porkchop! >:D

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