Me and Sapphira fangirling...
Me: *dials number*
Sapphira: Who is it now?
Me: Just my new friends I made.
Sapphira: Why didn't I know that? =_=
Me: You know them but you just......
Sapphira: Just what? .__.
Me: Pfftt.
Haru: Blaze~san, you want to invite us again?
Me: Yeah!!! Practice!!!
Makoto: We're going to swim in Blaze's pool again!
Nagisa: Yahooooo!!!
Sapphira: (Nagisa?)
Me: *transports them here*
They are wearing swimsuits.
Sapphira: Uhhhhh *fangirls* (Nagisa!!!!!)
Me: *stood up* Nagisa, meet Sapphira. She's the one who fainted last time.
Nagisa: Nice to meet you, I'm Nagisa!
Sapphira: (That sexy shota body *_*) *nosebleeds*
Me: (If she faints here.) *uses blood manipulating powers*
Sapphira: (I'm not dying of nosebleed? Maybe Blaze is controlling my blood flow, right now.)
Me: Well, let's swim!!!!!!!!!!! *le goes to swimming pool.
Swimming pool
Sapphira: I only don't know how to do the breast stroke.
Nagisa: I'll teach you!
Me: Umm, I don't know how to float..... *has innocent face*
Sapphira: (NANI?! Doing it accidentally!!!)
Haru: Well, you didn't do well, last time and had to give you CPR.
Sapphira: (EEEHHHHHH~ Stupid nosebleed!!!) *Nagisa let go of his hand* Then tried to swim breast stroke.
Me: *grips Haru's hand hard* Ehhhh~ *rocks back and forth* (How the! Hiiiiiiiiii~~~)
Haru: Just feel the water *lets go of Blaze's hand*
Me: *drowns* Abububububububu~~ *bubbles* (Too much fat in my body!!!!!!!! >_<)
Haru and Makoto: *both grabs Blaze's hand*
Sapphira: (Will they give CPR?) Goes to Blaze
Nagisa: Okay, who's turn to give CPR?
Sapphira: (They had turns!!!! What the!! How luck is prankcall# 7, it's off script!!!!)
Me: *where's-my-soul-right-now*
Sapphira: It's either Makoto or Haru.
Me: *just-let-me-hold-your-biceps*
Haru: I'll try.
Makoto: So it will be your 2nd time.
Haru: You want to take your turn, Makoto?
Makoto: Ettooooo~ Nani? >/////>
Sapphira: *fangirls inside* (dere-dere vs. waterdere!!!)
Me: *hurry-and-let-me-touch-your-plot!!!!!*
Haru: Hurry or she will drown.
Makoto: Okay, 1, 2 ,3, GO!!!! *le goes near to Blaze's mouth*
Me: *I-want-yaoikiss-mixed-with-Makoto-and-Haru* (Ahhhhhh~~~ Hurry, I'm choking from the water full of pee!!!!)
CPPPPRRRRR!!!!!
Haru: *le stops Makoto* I'll do it!!!
Makoto: EHHHHH!!!
Sapphira: ._. (Just let me drown and let me kiss Nagisa's shota lips.) ._.
Me: Oh for crying out loud!!!! *spits water* *then chokes from unknown dirt*
Makoto: She's choking!!!
Haru; Hurry!!!
*the two both hugs Blaze*
Me: *___* (This!! Aaahhhhh~)
Then the hug became harder and I spit blood but it came from my nose....
Me: (Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~ They squeezed me with their sexy body, triceps and biceps. I completed my quest, only 1/9999)
Makoto: Daijobu???
Haru: *wipes Blaze's bloody nose*
Me: *nosebleeds more* (Haru wiped my nose, HARU WIPED MY NOSE!!!!)
Sapphira: (I'll get my time with Nagisa, soon.) *then feels Nagisa's arm around me*
Nagisa: Sapphira~chan~~~ I'm so cold!! *rubs head* (*nosebleed* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!~~~~ *____*) *faints again*
Me: *woke up* Huhh? Fainted again? *le puts Sapphira resting under the umbrella*
While the boys are swimming...
Sees Nagisa jumping and sees his sexy shota legs- *__* -Waah~~-
Sees Makoto stretching his body- *__________________* -Wooooohhhhhhhh-Waahhhhhh~~~!!!-
Sees Haru's hairflip- *q* *drools, nosebleed, fantasizing* -Aahhhhhhhhhhh~~-
Then takes picture, alone, and with them.
Me: Oi, Sapphira!!!! Wake up, or you'll mess with this chance again!!!
Sapphira: *q*
Me: -.-'
Haru, Makoto and Nagisa hugs Blaze.
Sapphira: (Nagisa rubbed his head to my back and hugged me, then he felt cold.....AAAHHhhhhhhhhh~~ But what is Blaze doing now??) (I can't wake up, she needs to put more blood inside my body, later...)
(Curses the nosebleed syndrome!!!)
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