Me eating pizza while Blaze sulking and feeling disappointed for what I've done.
Me: Hey~ I think you're really mad at me...
Blaze: Oh no, I'm not mad at all! I'm not mad at you for making me talk to a Shota and his boyfriend which is a pedophile! >_<
Me: Can't I make it up for you...?
Blaze: *Thought for a minute*......Actually, yes, you can! *Dials a number*
Me: Who're you calling?
Blaze: It's not me who's going to do the talking. YOU will.
Me: Okay...But who is it? -__-
Blaze: Oh just some character you find annoying..? *Gave phone to me*
Me: ¤__¤ Alrighty then...
Blaze: He's on the line already!
Me: Yellow~
???: Who is this?
Me: Umm...I'm Sapphira Famiglia! Hajimemashite...Eto..
???: Oh nice to meet you! Are you a girl?
Me: Oh yes! That was kind of rude of you! Teehee~ ^__^
???: Sapphira-san, would you want a cup of coffee some day?
Me: Eh? Didn't we just met? Blaze and I can't also seperate~
???: Oh, you can bring your friend too if she's a girl
Me: Isn't that weird..?
???: It's okay...I'm no harm after all...Ahaha
Me: *To Blaze* He sounds like a pervert ._.
Blaze: Sure he does....Kukukuku >:D
???: Sapphira-san...?
Me: Ah, um...Where are you right now?
???: Oh, I'm in my friend's house. Her name is Sekai...I came to talk her about something...
Sounds like a familiar scene...
Me: W-What's your name?
???: Makoto, Makoto Ito
Me: ._.
That name...............THAT NAME!!!!
Me: You!!!! You aren't that Makoto who had a harem with your girlfriend's bestfriend and her friends, are you??!
Makoto: H-How did you...
Me: Aren't you supposed to be dead?? Like your head chopped off??
Makoto: Wut???
Me: You make me sick!!! You little *Beep* Who made my days like *beep* because of your *beep* harem and your perverted mind!! You one of a *beep* cheater!!!
Blaze: O.O
Me: If only I can portal myself to anime, I WOULD TOTALLY KILL YOU!! YOU LITTLE PEA BRAIN!!
???: Makoto...Who're you talking to?
Me and Blaze: Who was that? O.O
Makoto: Sekai...It's just a friend. Chotto...Why're holding a knife?
Sekai: *Sobs* DIE!!!!
Me and Blaze: Oh my kami-sama...O__O
Makoto: S-Sekai!!!! GYAHH!!!...Ugh!! GUHH!!! ITTE!! GAHH!!! Nande...
Sekai: I HATE YOU!!! *sobs*
Blaze: °□° !!!
Me: ^□^ Yay!! He's dead!
Line: ..................*boogsh*.................M-Makoto-kun........
Me: I think it's the part Kotonoha came in and she saw Makoto dead~ ^__^
Line: ............*Chopping Sounds* I still love you..............*kiss*
Blaze: Is that the part where she chopped off the head then kissed it?
Me: Yep. It was not seen in the anime though.
Line: *toot toot toot*
Blaze: That was unexpected....
Me: Sou.....Demo it was really fun!
Blaze: Doushite? O.o
Me: I've witness that pervert's death in the telephone! Hikyou~
Blaze: You really hate that guy, do you? ^__^
Me: Uh-huh! It's my favorite scene in School Days!
Blaze: ^__^" Ahaha...
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Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!
HumorPrank calling anime characters in a mainstream way >:D
