Prankcall#7: Haruka Nanase (Free! Iwatobi Swimming Club)

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Me and Sapphira are drinking water because we just finished sparring....

Me:  Prank call..yes...But who?

Sapphira:  I don't know, just think of someone you like.  -_-

Me:  *saw Sapphira drinking water*  I know!!!  I know!!!  *shakeds her around

Sapphira:  *chokes, coughs up water*  Wh--who~~~~  3_3  

Me:  *le goes to phone*  hehehheeheheehehhehehee!!!  *yandere face on

Sapphira:  Brrrrr....

Me:  *nosebleeds*  

Haruka Nanase:  Hello?  Is this the pizza, Nagisa is ordering for?

Me:  No, but I have something urgent to say to you.

Sapphira:   (Who's that?)

Haruka:  What?

Me:  Do you love water?

Haruka:  Of course, no one would hate the water!

Me:  I have a big swimming pool in my home...  :3

Haruka:  Are you just pranking me?  -_-

Me:  No, Haru-chan..  

Haruka:  How do you know my name?

Me:  I watch you.

Haruka:  What do you mean?

Me:  I always watch you swim and I always see you naked..  *p*

Haruka: Are you a stalker or something!!??

Me:  Do you want to swim or not?

Haruka:  ........

Me:  You can bring your friends too...

Haruka:  How do you know my friends..  >_>

Me:  I know you all!!!  I love how you stretch your body and show your sexy biceps, and swim in the pool, and I love how you flip your hair, Haruka-chan!!!!

Haruka:  *hungs up*

Me:  *redials*  TT__TT

Haruka:  What now!

Me:  I just want to join your club.

Nagisa:  Do I hear someone joining our club!!??

Haruka:  No!

Me:  Yes!!!

Sapphira: ._.  (I don't know how to deal with this, who is she talking with?)

Me: I want to join your club, you can have time in sleepi-  I mean swimming in my big pool.

Sapphira:  Oh yeah, we own a pool....So wait...O_O  It's Nagisa, Haru, Makoto and Rei...  Rin is in another school -_-  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~  *nosebleeds

Nagisa:  Hontou?  We will go there!  What address!!!

Me:  I can transport you here!!!

Haru:  Wait, not now, wait!

Me:  *use transporting powers*

Then saw them naked in front of us....

Me and Sapphira:  *dies of nosebleed*  But Blaze wakes up.

Me:  You can have these.  *gave them swimming shorts*

Nagisa:  So you know how to swim or what?

Me:  I know but I can't float that much....  :(

Haru:  *reaches out hand to me*

Me:  *p*  (Hnngghhh!  Holding Haru-chan's hand)  Wait, hey, Sapphira, wake up.

Sapphira:  ...............  *still have bleeding nose*

Me:  (Teehee!)  You won't have this chance again *grabs Haru's hand)  And swim with the Free boys together..  (Wahaahahahahaahahahhahaahahaha!!!)

Haru:  So you swim like this....and just relax, feel the water...

Me:  (Best prank call ever.)

Sapphira: ............................................................

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