Sorry for delay....
Me and Sapphira practicing sword fighting.
Me: You need to hold it properly don't hold it like your B4SME....
Sapphira: I know! *slash slash*
Me: *dodges* You have an opening.
Sapphira: Woahh! That's a real katana!!
Me: Teehee!
Sapphira: *sigh* You're good wielding a katana.....
Me: You need some advice.
Sapphira: From who? TT__TT (Only knows how to wield B4SME)
Me: *calls Erza*
Erza: Hello?
Me: Hello Erza, we want you to teach us sword fighting! My friends want I mean... ._.
Erza: You seriously want to learn from me? I won't hold back.
Me: Choottooo~~ We give up, I'll just teach her. =_=
Erza: ....Well then, what do you want to talk about?
Me: You won't get mad?
Erza: Sure..
Me: How much fat are you hiding in there?
Erza: .................Okay that's too much.
Sapphira: How do you avoid getting fat?
Erza: I'm fighting all day with 'Team Natsu' exercising is good for our body.
Me: =_= That doesn't work on me..
Sapphira: Well, you're body is healthy mine is... Q_Q
Me: You're not fat you're just healthy.
Erza: Any more to ask?
Sapphira: How do you fit your boobs in your armor?
Erza: Are you Ichiya or something? =_=
Me: Gome!!!! We're just curious but forget about that.....Do you...
Erza: Do you..what?
Me: Do you want to have kids someday?
Erza: Hoohhh~~~ What?? >/////<
Me: :3 Hmmm..... I know you want.
Erza: >//////<
Me: Do you want to kiss.....
Erza: Kiss???
Me: Jellal?
Erza: O/////O Eh~~~ What!!~~
Me: Hahahahaha!!!
Sapphira: Jerza for the win!!!!
Erza: Jerza!!!!!! What!!! O//////O
Me: Hahaahahha, but Erza what do you like more?
Erza: Hmmmm?
Me: Cake or Jellal?
Erza: Ehhh~~ That's a hard.....question..
Me: Ohhhh~ So you like Jellal.
Erza: Ehh! NO! >/////>
Me: Awwww............ =3=
Jellal: Erza?
Erza: Ah~ Jellal, you're here.
Jellal: Do you have a fever or something? *puts hand to forehead*
Me: *doki doki* QqQ JERZA!!!!
Jellal: You're just blushing... *laughs*
Erza: Ehhh~~ >//////> I thought you had a fiancee...
Jellal: What if I say, my fiancee was you.....
Me: *hungs up*
Sapphira: *nosebleed because of doki doki syndrome*
Me: *le uses blood manipulating powers*
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