Prankcall#2: Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

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Me and Blaze just finished eating lunch and I grabbed a bottle of rootbeer.

Me: Sooooo....What to do?

Blaze: Let's prankcall someone! >:D

Me: Ohh! Let's make Itachi our victim! :D

Blaze: Sure, but why him?

Me: 'Cuz I like his wrinkles near his nose :3

Blaze: ._.

Me: :3

Blaze: Okay! Let's start!

Me: *Epically dialed his phone number*

Itachi: .....

Me: He picked it up...Demo he's not answering...Yellow~

Itachi: Who are you?

Me: Itachi nii-san! O genki desuka? OwO

Itachi: Stop calling me with that weird name. (Only sasuke can call me that)

Me: *To Blaze* He really does have a brother complex. -w-

Blaze: Sou. -w-

Me: How's your brother complex? I just saw your shrine full of Sasuke! It's getting worser, isn't it... ._.

Itachi: Wha? H-How did you...?

Me: I was stalki- passing by the Uchiha household when something happend then *Boom* Secret Exposed!

Itachi: Sonna! I hid it very well...

Me: You can call me Tantei-san. *Push glasses*

Blaze: Where did ya get the glasses? -.-

Me: It's like some sort of magic when it appears on a special conversation. :3

Itachi: Hello...?

Me: Ah yes! I told Sasuke about it and he was really grossed out! He was like, *Copies Sasuke's voice* I hate people who are like that. Tch. =__=

Itachi: S-S-Sasuke said that and he saw the s-shri-

Sasuke: Nii-san...I brought some onigiri -__-

Me: Shimatta! O__O

Itachi: Sasuke! Don't hate your big brother! Love meh! TT__TT

Sasuke: Nii-san...the heck are you saying? -__-

Itachi: You didn't saw the...

Sasuke: The what? -__-?

Itachi: Teme...

Me: W-What? You're calling me to the kitchen, Blaze? Bye-bye, Itachi nii-san! Nice wrinkles by the way! They're so sexy~ *w*

Itachi: Wrinkles? Chotto-

*Hang-up*

Blaze: I didn't call out for you...

Me: What? Do you want me to die by their ninjutsu? -__-

Blaze: But does Itachi really have that kind of shrine? O.o

Me: I dunno. I was just joking but he actually fell for it. .-.

Blaze: ._.

Me: ._.

Blaze: Wanna take a look at it? >:)

Me: Fufu~ >:)

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