Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!

Prankcall#12: Naruto (Duh)

Me and Blaze trying to learn ninjutsu...

Me: *Does random hand signs* Kuchiyose no jutsu!

POOF~

Blaze: What did ya summon?

Me: I don't know. It's still a little bit foggy- Aw man! An ant?! >:O

Blaze: Let's prank call someone from Naruto again!

Me: Yosh!

*Dials phone*

Naruto: Moshi-moshi?

Me: Good afternoon sir! May I congratulate you for you have won a 1 year free ramen ticket!

Naruto: EH?? HONTONI?! XD

Me: Yes! All you need is to answer this question!

Naruto: Hai!

Me: So, when will you ever bring Sasuke back...? >:)

Naruto: ..................

Blaze: I feel sorry for Naruto. -.-

Naruto: I don't know when but I will definetley bring him back! You can count on me! Dattebayo!

Me: Tch. Why won't you two just kill each other instead? =__=

Naruto: That's not easy! One should be a great chunin to do so!

Me: Oh yeah? What if I tell you I can bring you down easily?

Naruto: Yeah? I think you're just a little girl!

Me: A little girl? Oh I'm more than just a little girl!

Blaze: Uhh...Sapphira, staph.

Naruto: Well, then show me how great you are little girl!

Me: Oh I'll show you!

Naruto: Bring it on!

Me: I'm so gonna bring it on! >:O *Transports Naruto here*

Blaze: Well...

Naruto: WTF is this place?? It's so weird!

Me: Shut up, Blondie! Let's do it!

Naruto: Grahhhh!!! *Red Chakra flowing*

Red....Red....Red....Red....Blood....

Blaze: Gah! The red color aura reminds her of blood! =□=

Me: Kowashite ageru...

Naruto: Nani??

Me: KOWASHITE AGERU!!! AHAHAH!! *Yeux d'ètoile*

Naruto: What kind of...?

Me: TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN~ *Le point* XD

Blaze: (She was just faking it...? O.o)

Naruto: *Le fart* O.O

Me and Blaze: O.O

Me: BWHAHAHAHA!!! XD

Blaze: HAHAHAHA!! XD

Naruto: Teme...Let's settle this to the looks!! Sexy no jutsu!

POOF~

Me: Then the looks it shall been settle! >:D Bishounen no Justsu!

POOF~

Blaze: A..A megane bishounen??? The ultimate weapon!! *Nosebleed*

Me: I guess I won! ;)

Naruto: Kuchiyose no jutsu!

POOF~ *Wild Giant toad appeared!*

Naruto: The last battle! Where's yours?

Kusou...Demo, I won't give up! I need to focus! Focus! Focus!

Me: *Sigh* Kuchiyose no jutsu!

Blaze: Hey! There's more fog than usual!

I did it...?

Me: It's hard to see because of the fog- Dang it! An ant again?? =□=

Naruto: Pfft!

Me: Kowashite ageru~! (>///<)/