Me and Sapphira eating desserts.
Sapphira: Are we going to get fat eating all these?
Me: Of course! Are you an idiot or something?
Sapphira: NO! But why are you making us fat?
Me: Then I'll ask someone so we can avoid getting fat.... *dials L number*
L: Hello?
Me: Oh L, ho--
L: How do you know I'm L?
Me: Of course, I know you, Watari told me.
L: Wait, what's your name?
Me: Blaze.
L: -Watari, do you know a person named Blaze?-
Watari: Yes sir, she sells sweets at a pastry shop.
L: Ohhh~ Is that so?
Me: (kukukukukuku)
L: So why did you call me?
Me: How do we avoid getting fat while eating sweets?
L: ..................... That's top secret. -_-
Me: Y U NO GET FAAATTTT!!!
L: I have my reasons..
Me: And why do you sit like that?
L: Why do you know my postion in sitting? And it will drop my 4% reasoning....
Me: And do you sit like that while taking a sh*t??
L: ............... Why did you ask that?
Me: I have my reasons too.
Sapphira: (How does L sit when he poops -_-) *goes to the bathroom*
L: *sigh*
Light: Oh L, who are you talking to? You look troubled.
L: She's a person named Blaze.
Light: I think I know that name.
Me: (It's Light, what to do! What to do!!!!) So how do you maintain your weight and size, while eating sweets?
L: Oh, you need to use your brain always. It can burn the sugar, because the more energetic you are, it will be better. Use your brain and do some math problems, it can burn the sugar away.
Me: *nosebleeds* Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~
L: Got it?
Me: Yeah, and I know the real identity of Li--
Light: What??
Me: (OH NO! HE MIGHT BE WRITING MY NAME NOW!!!! AHHHHHH!!!) *hungs up* *sigh* Good! I thought I'll be dead by now! *le goes to bathroom*
While going to bathroom, sees the toilet broken.
Sapphira: .......
Me: What the heck happened??
Sapphira: ._. I tried to do the L stroke and the toilet broke.
Me: You eat to much sweets.. >3<
Sapphira: I'm not fat!!!
Me: I didn't say your fat, you just called yourself fat.
Sapphira: AAAAHHH~~ Hiiiiiii~~ TT_TT
Me: It's all right, use your brain it can burn the sugar.
Sapphira: Hontou? *uses brain*
Me: EEttttooooo~
Sapphira: *nosebleeds*
Me: Your brain, it got swapped with Patrick Star...
Sapphira: TT__TT I'll sleeep.. *le goes to meditate then sleep*
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Me: *dials number* Hello, can you fix the toilet??
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Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!
HumorPrank calling anime characters in a mainstream way >:D
