Me and Blaze both lying down the carpet.
Me: I'm so booored~
Blaze: There's so many hings we can do yet we're too lazy...
Me: Speaking of lazy...Wonder what Oreki is doing right now...
Blaze: Yosh! Let the prankcall begin!
Ta la la la~
Me: *Dialing Oreki's phone number*
Oreki: Moshi-moshi
Me: Sir! You just won a trip to-
Oreki: *Hung up*
Me: He's so lazy, he's not intrested to these kind of things -__-
Blaze: Try dialing him again!
Me: Yosh! *Redial*
Oreki: What?
Me: *Copies Chitanda's voice* Oreki-san, kininarimasu! *w*
Oreki: Chitanda?
Me: KININARIMASU! *w*
Oreki: O-Okay...Sigh...What is it?
Me: I'm really curious about your realtionship with Satoshi-san...
Oreki: Wut? -_-
Me: Oreki-san do you and Satoshi-san...You know...Love. >////<
Oreki: WUT? O.O
Me: Gomen! I really ship you two! IMMA FUJOSHI, OREKI-SAN! >////<
Oreki: Ehhh?
Me: *Copies Satoshi's voice* Houtarou...Daisuki~
Oreki: *Hung up*
Blaze: He hung up again?
Me: Yeah........REDIAL!!
Me: *Satoshi voice* Houtarou-kun~
Oreki: Satoshi is standing right behind me right now...-__-
Satoshi: Who are you talking to, Houtarou?
Oreki: A prankcaller.
Me: Eh...Ah...K-Kininarimasu, Oreki-san?
Oreki: I don't know who you are but I will find you and kill you.
Me: Do you even have the energy to?
Oreki: ......No. -__-
Me: You're probablu thinking right now, aren't you?
Oreki: How can you tell?
Me: You know, by soing the thing with your bangs...
Oreki: Are you a stalker? =__=
Me: NO! IM AN ICE CREAM!
Oreki: ???
Me: *Hung up*
Blaze: That was...random.
Me: Hohohoho!
Blaze: So, you stil bored?
Me: Uh-huh! Chotto...You do know Light might kill us if he team up with Oreki or L... O___O
Blaze: Souda! Light!
Me: Do not fret for we are trained ninjas~ -w-
Blaze: Sou! -w-
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Mainstream Prank Calls to Anime Characters!!!
HumorPrank calling anime characters in a mainstream way >:D
