Stuff My Brother Doesn't Know And Anecdotes

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So we were playing baseball, and I told my brother I pitch. He handed me the bat.

Randomly Tyler asked me what I want when I die. I asked him if he thinks I'm going suicidal. Then He asked me, "Does that mean Cremated?"

I was telling him about Hermione once and then he said "Wow. He must be really smart!"

I was doing Homework on ratios and then he said "Lucky! You get pizza for homework!"

The military was going to the Olympics, that were held in Georgia that year, in loaded, armed tractor trailers . They accidentally went into a neighborhood that wasn't good. (Gangster, Criminal)  And this guy walks up to the trucks and says "Hey! What do you boys got in them trucks?" The guy next to my dad says what my dad claims is the smartest thing in the world, "Coffins." And the guy ran away looking terrified.

"Mom! Mom! There's a ditch!"
"Mom! Mom! You're about to go in the ditch!"
"Mom! Don't go in the ditch!"
"Mom,You're in the ditch."

When my dad was 9, his mom told him that March
23 (His Birthday) was removed from the calendar, he called 911 to check. Then she took the phone away.

I had a weird dream that in core 2 announced that they had UTI (I know who but it's someone who's name starts with S, This was 100% random) And we talked about it like rational adults. Then I thought of Tacos and thought of a weird parody to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood theme. You guys know I has younger brothers. Daniel Taco's Chain Fast Food. I've actually had that dream more than once. It gets more unsettling every time.


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