1. Mirror Of Erised
Harry: What do you see in the mirror?
Dumbledore's mind: Think of something way better than family! WAY BETTER... Got it!
Dumbledore:Socks
Harry: Really?
Dumbledore: Yes. Socks are more important then books and family.
Harry: oh
*Harry looks back in the mirror, he sees himself with a pair of Socks
2. Ron's Leg
Dumbledore: you broke your leg.
Ron: Um.. YEAH!? You can't tell?!
*Dumbledore hit Ron's leg
Ron: OW!!!
Dumbledore: It'll make it better.
Ron's head: I'm pretty sure he's not a licensed chiro-tractor or whatever Harry calls it.
3. The Table Scene
Dumbledore: No! I can stand up even though your predictions are actually secretly true!
4. How much longer?
Dumbledore: How much longer do I have left?
Snape: I DON'T KNOW!! EVERYBODY EXPECTS ME TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!! GUESS WHAT!? I DON'T!!!!
5. His Own Death
Snape: So you're saying I should kill you, then you fall?
Dumbledore: Yeah! It needs to be more dramatic. Plus you have to kill me! Voldemort has to see you do it!
Snape: couldn't I just push you off,But I really didn't and you secretly fell off yourself?
Dumbledore: Nope!
6. Merope Guant
Of course a pregnant woman who risked everything for love, spent countless nights on the streets, and did everything for her baby had a lack of will power and gave up! I've had that exact situation happen to me so I know!
7. No Permission For....
Dumbledore: It's okay if kids get killed or injured by quidditch, and the Triwizard tournament, and dueling, or if they fall of the moving staircases, and if they die during lessons, or by the obstacles near the stone, but kids going to a candy shop and a joke shop? NO!
(OK in his defense, there are bars and pubs there. Plus there are restrictions for the cup, first years can't play quidditch. Dueling isn't allowed (Book 2 was an exception), Moving staircases aren't that dangerous.)
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