Here's the story: We were doing improv and I was a customer who had been told their credit card was denied. My reply: "WHAT!?!?!" So then I tried to trade a can of soda, a French fry and a button for what I wanted. He asked me what it was for. I told him Pay. He asked me who the pay was for. Me: You! The Store! The Company! Pay for whoever wants it! Cashier: Umm... I don't want it. Also I don't like buttons. Me: *lifts table: How about a table? Cashier: No. *I look down at my shoe. Me: How about my shoe? *takes shoe off puts it on the table Cashier: I'll take that! What would you like to buy? Me: Zombie Apocalypse training please. *Cashier gets item.
Everyone loved my WHAT and thought the shoe part was outrageous. I wonder what the cashier told his friends....
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