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(Crocodile) cheater?

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(Edited)

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I sat in bed reading a book as I boredly awaited crocodile's arrival. Even though I knew that he was out there making preparations to take over Alabasta, it was hard not to suspect an affair considering the many days and nights during which he wasn't home. Suddenly, the door to my room opened and the warlord himself entered. I put down my book and watched as he made his way over to me.

"Hello crocodile." His dark colored eyes analyzed me for a bit before he sighed and sat down on my side of the bed, softly stroking my bare thigh.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, nothing at all." I said as went to turn off the lamp but he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards him.

"I asked a question and I want an honest answer."

"It's none of your concern."

"Fine, then why are you up so late?"

"Because you're not my father and i can do whatever the hell i want."

"That may be true but you're usually asleep by now." I wrenched myself from his grip and went to lay back down but the noir haired man wasn't having it and pulled me up again staring me deep in the eyes with a look of pure authority.

"You're starting to get on my nerves (y/n), answer the damn question."

"No, because then you're going to get all pissy and go somewhere else to cool down, while i'm up here trying to contemplate if you're cheating on me or not." i paused when i recognised what i had said and Crocodile glared at me.

"I'll be back." My eyes never left his form as he slowly stood up and left the room with nothing by rage radiating off his body.

"I told you, you'd get pissy." i mumbled then lay back down and tried to fall asleep.

(crocodile p.o.v)

I sat at my desk and growled in frustration. 'Why the hell would she think i would cheat on her? How stupid could that woman be?' Angry thoughts ran through my head as I contemplated the situation however I was interrupted  by the sound of my door opening.

"Mr. zero?" Echoed Robin's voice.

"What?" I snapped

"May i ask what seems to be bothering you?" I glared up at her but, as usual, her blank expression refused to falter. I sighed and put my head back in my hands.

"My wife thinks i'm having an affair."

"I might be able to give you some helpful advice." I gestured to the seat in front of me and she sat down. "You've been married for about two months now, right?"

"Yes."

"Well when was the last time you touched her in anyway?"

"A month ago."

"There's a big part of your problem right there."

"Meaning?"

"You stopped touching her out of the blue. Usually when a man is having an affair, they don't touch their current lovers since their sexual needs have already been met. Speaking of that, sex is another big thing in relationships, it's a sign of commitment."

"And what's the other problem?"

"The fact that you leave before she wakes up and come back late at night." i gave her an incredulous look.

"How did you know about that?"

"(y/n) and i talk alot but that's besides the point. Her not seeing you is putting a big strain on her and because of this, she can't help but think that you're being unfaithful. It's best to try and spend as much time as you can with her or else she might change her mind about staying with you. Also, as of late she has been paying lots of attention to Mr. One. I'm not saying they see each other in a lover's sense but they are a little too close for comfort considering your absence."

"Fine." I got up and and began to make my way to the door but the noirette placed a hand on my shoulder to stop me.

"Don't go right now, it'll make you seem guilty and try to stay calm." With that  Robin was gone and I was left alone once again.

The next day, i found myself knocking on my own bedroom door desperately waiting for an answer. 'Is she really that pissed?' Cautiously i opened the door and was startled by what i saw. There was Mr. One sitting on a chair next to (y/n)'s sleeping figure, her hand in his.

"What the hell are you doing here?" i questioned suspiciously.

"She called me up here last night and asked me to stay with her, so i did."

"Get out."

"Yes sir." the tall dark man left and i sighed in irritation before tussling the woman's hair. Her eyes slowly opened and i could tell that she was surprised when she saw me.

"Great, i'm dreaming again, i really need to get a life." i laid down next to her and placed my head on her stomach, much like i did on our wedding night.

"I might as well enjoy it while it lasts." she mumbled then began to stroke my hair.

"It's not a dream so if i were you, i'd throw the idea out the window." The (h/c)-ette's eyes widened for a few seconds until she narrowed them into a criticizing glare.

"Then why are you acting like this?"

"Because...." i couldn't say it. Her eyes seemed so disbelieving and at the moment, my pride was on the line. I wanted to avoid the words I knew  needed to leave my mouth causing me to pause my sentence.

"Because?" she urged.

I chuckled at her attitude and wrapped my arms around my wife. Making sure to mind my hook, I  pulling her up with me and set her on my lap. She let out a squeak of surprise and clung to my shoulder.

"Crocodile!"

"I love you." she froze and i started to worry that i had done something wrong again.

"Y-you do?"

"Don't make me say it again."

"You are aware that it's been a month since you've said that." i nuzzled into her neck and held her closer.

"What do you want me to give you as compensation?" I asked as I inhaled her sweet scent.

"A kiss." 'and there goes my morality.'

"Just a kiss?"

"Yes."

"Nothing more?"

"No."

"You're certain?"

"Crocodile?" i stood up pinning  her to the wall and wrapped  her legs around my waist.

"I didn't know I missed you so much." I moaned in arousal at the clueless look in her big (e/c) eyes.

"Listen, it's been a month since I've last claimed you so i suggest that you obey my every command or else you're  going to be stuck against this wall for a lot longer than you'd wish, understood?"

"It's your fault." she grumbled kissing my shoulder .

"Don't worry, for the next few weeks sexual frustration will be the least of your problems. Now stay quiet for my"

"Wait, What?!" i nipped her ear and she let out a breathy moan, which practically signed her death wish.