Heels:
In movies: so perfect. Runs from a T-Rex in them. Makes satisfying noise. Worn by sassy serial killers.
Reality: feet now have blisters and calluses. Good luck walking upstairs. Good luck walking at all. Your better off barefoot if a T-Rex comes.
Seriously; if you can take two steps while wearing high heels, you deserve respect.
Flats: (converse, keds, vans, etc)
Movies:
Reality: when you run, your foot basically goes SPLAT! Right into the concrete. NEVER jump while wearing. Good luck in P.E!
If you can run long distances in these shoes, and your feet aren't burning, you must have super feet.
Sneakers:
Movie: erm?
Reality: slight sacrifice in looks
Somebody who doesn't take care of their NEW shoes
GAHHH!!!! WHY?? THOSE ARE NICE SHOES! IT ONLY TAKES ONE MORE STEP TO AVOID THE MUD! ONE SWIP TO REMOVE DUST! ONE SLAP ON THE CONCRETE TO REMOVE MOST OF THE DIRT FROM THE SOLES!!
Someone jumps in a puddle, and all the water goes on your shoes
Shoes: soaked
Feet: soaked
Socks: soaked
Person who jumped in puddle: perfectly dry
You:😡😡😡😡😡
Person:😎😏😂
When you go somewhere in flip flops
Feet: OW! OW! OW!
Ankles: OW! OW! OW!
Mosquitoes: DINNER TIME!
Toes: LOL NOOPE! I'm not holding onto this uncomfortable piece of cloth
Toes: 😡😡😡
Steps on rock: somebody drove a spear into your foot
Deciding what shoes to wear:
Meh... ........ I don't have this problem
When someone wears socks with shoes that are not supposed to be worn with socks
Why? Just........ Why? Isn't it uncomfortable? Also, it's like, 90 F something degrees
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