F.O.O.D
F-Forever
O-Oh my god yes!
O-Oh my gosh yes!
D-:D
You know that craving that you get? Like, the, "OH MY GOD I NEED DARK CHOCOLATE NOW, RIGHT NOW, AND IF I DONT HAVE IT RIGHT NOW, I WILL DIE" yeah, that. So many people die because of it.
Life hack: have dark chocolate, sour punch straws, and green tea mints available on demand 24/LIFE.
If you are lucky enough to obtain a FERRERO ROCHER, eat in secret. If you are spotted, defend it with YOUR LIFE. If you are not willing to die, drop it and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
The biggest mistake of your life is walking into a chocolate shop.
Chocolate? Bad for me /Still want it
Sour candy straws? Bad for me. /Still want it
Jolly ranchers? Bad for me (and cursed by every dentist EVER). /Still want it
FERRERO ROCHERS? bad for me. /Still want it
Starbucks? Bad for me. /Still want it
Fro-yo? Bad for me. /Still want it
Pixie sticks? Bad for me. /Still want it
Cookies? Bad for me. /Still want it
Ice cream? Bad for me. /Still want it
Brownies? Bad for me. /Still want it
Opening the refrigerator? VERY VERY VERY BAD FOR ME. /Still want to
Entering the pantry? SHOOT ME NOW!!!!! /Still want to
👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆: if you can make this reality, your not human, cuz humans be like, YES! YES!YES! I WANNNIT ALLZ!! YES I KNOW ITS BAD FOR ME, BUT CRRRAAAAAVVVIIINNNGGGGSSSS!!!! HOOOOAAAAARRRRDDDIIINNNGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOODDDDDZZZ!!!!!!!
The hungry song: to: fridge
I need your FOOD
I need your FOOD
WHENEVER IM HUNGRY, YOU GIVE ME FOOD!!
I FEEL SO HANGRY!!!!!
MY CRAVINGS HAVE COME ALIVE!!!
I NEED YOUR FOOD SO THE CRAVINGS WONT EAT ME!
I NEED YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD!
" and so the cravings were so hangry, the poor girl could no longer sing, because they ate her alive"
Me: I want chocolate
Everyone: FIGHT THE CRAVINGS!
Me: *faceplam* if I could.....don't you think I would?
How to win someone's heart?
Food, food, food, food, more food, more chocolate.
YOU ARE READING
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