1 spider
Erm..............stay there, in your little corner, K?
*stares at spider the whole time*
Spider moves 1 inch
ARGH! Noooo! STAY!
2 spiders
*screams*
* gets shampoo and soap on eyes. Showers fast. Still partly covered in suds*
Spiders move an inch
*scream intensifies*
Runs out of shower, hyperventilating
3 spiders
Haha LOL noope!! I can shower tomorrow
4 spiders
"MOM? Can I use your shower?"
5 spiders
"MOM? I'm stealing your bathroom for a week, K? Thankyou!"
6 spiders
*tears down bathroom and renovates a new one*
7 spiders
Move out of house
8 spiders
Moves to a new city
9 spiders
Moves to a different state
10 spiders
Moves to Canada
11 spiders
Moves halfway around the world
12 spiders
Evacuates to the moon
13 spiders
Evacuates to Mars
14 spiders
Evacuates to his/her grave
15 spiders
Eats him/herself alive, and burns anything that could possibly remain
16 spiders
*insert eternal screaming*
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So......this chapter was over-the-top and extremely exaggerated. Hope you had a laugh!
FYI: remember that spiders have a place in this earth, even if they are scary. They deserve to live, just as we do. The chapter was only for laughs, not to in any way, shape, or form encourage you to hate spiders. Personally, I love them. There cool, creepy, and cute in their own spider way.
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AcakRandom stuff that will make you laugh, wonder, say, "that's sooo true...." or just quick, relatable remarks.
