Hitting your funnybone isn't very funny, it's PAINFUL.
Anyway, let's go down the road of self collateral damage.
I got up from the couch too fast, tried to walk on my tip toes, then slipped, only to have the side of my neck promptly collided into the corner of the wooden side table. I spent the next minute walking through the kitchen, saying OWW like a crazed, marred talking animal, which I technically am, being that humans are animals.
I forgot the locker door was open, and slammed my head into it
I forgot the corner of the wall existed, and slammed myself into it.
I ran on slippery wood floors, slipped, and had my toe slammed into the corner of the wood table. THIS HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES IN THE SAME WEEK TO THE SAME TOE. I could feel my toenail coming out.
I WALKED INTO A WALL BECAUSE I FORGOT IT EXISTED! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?!?!?
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RandomRandom stuff that will make you laugh, wonder, say, "that's sooo true...." or just quick, relatable remarks.
