Here's a good way to respond to some common "roasts"
Have you looked in the mirror?
Yes, I'm ok with not being your definition of beautiful, thank you very much. Have you?Boiiii
I'm not a "boi", and that is a very outdated urban dictionary term. Please refrain from its usage.Look at dat forehead
Yah, I'll knock you out COLD with it.Triggered
Honey, no. If I was "triggered" you'd already be dead.Your mental/retarded
That, for one, makes you mental as well. But that also means I'm pretty smart for someone who's mental.Any type of joke that sums up to you're fat:
Sure, I'm just not your definition of skinny. Who are you to define what's skinny and what's fat?You're so weak
And are you strong? I challenge you to an arm wrestle. Go on. How long do you think I'll last? If I'm weak, this should be soo easy. You'll beat me in 2 seconds.You're a snake.
Cool. I'll bite you, then you'll die, because if I'm a snake, then I'm an undiscovered type, so you won't get anti venom. I'll never have to see your ugly face again. Huehuehue
(Then if he/she calls u ugly)
Well, of course I'm ugly. I'm a snake.(Though, personally, I find snakes beautiful.🐍🐍🐍🐍)
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RandomRandom stuff that will make you laugh, wonder, say, "that's sooo true...." or just quick, relatable remarks.