the Most Powerful Demigod Ever (A CLICHE FANFICTION)

chaper one

Hey my name is Silver aqua cookie toilet paper chandelier Artemis umbrella Olympus wolf, and I'm a daughter of artimes. It all started liek dis...

I was standin on mah beootifl 20000 dollar bed an den suddenly dere was a scarry big dog and he came and attacked me and I used my amammazing animl skils to tame de Dogg and he becam my fremd and I named her doggeh bcuz why nut then a hawt boy came from teh front door
And he sed hey ur a demigud come wif me and I said sure why not? And den, we got to camp half blud bcuz my parents disowned me and told me about that place and said it was a safe place for me and kids liek me.

But I think they ment that I was dislexic because I'm so stupid and I only know basic math, liek 59 times 5846 because I'm so bad at math.

And then Percy said hey ur rly cute liek, come and kiss me, mah Pikachu
And J said oh yes kiss me but just before we kissed, annabeth came in and she she wus all liek oh mah God Percy, u cheeter, and he said I'm soreh but I don love u anymore and then me and Percy kissed and he was all liek oh mah God ur so hawt and suddenly, I fainted bcuz it's the cliche thing to do at the end of each chapter.

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Hi,, that's the first chapter of my cliche fanfiction. Idk, I was bored so I wrote this. Bye...

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