the Most Powerful Demigod Ever (A CLICHE FANFICTION)

Demigods React 13

I stood in the Artemis cabin and put on my supr cute dress. It was pink and had frilly frills and had fairy lights on em that changed color every single second and color of de rainbow and it was so pretty, lol

Hazel: so... this again?

Annabeth: I thought we were done. This author hasn't even written in like, 10 years anyways. RAWRRR

Piper: uuuuugh

Anyways, then I put on my 50 shades of makeup on and den put my heels on

Frank: ha, fifty shades of makeup

Hazel: whats so funny?

Percy: HAHHA- oh... You don't know what that is... *cough *

OK I, now I ty on a make percee jelus

I went to de camp school dance and dere were Lotta of demigods dere and I knew 0ercy was gonna be dere 2

Jason: his name is 0ercy now, HAHHAHAHA

Percy: SHUT UP *EMBARRASSED TEAR*

Annabeth: Awh, Percy

Leo: Awh, perrrcyyy

Percy:

Anyways,i went to find PErsy and I only saw Piper and jasun and Ann boob and leoh and frank and le0 and rachle

And dere he was - perc3us jaxin

Gawd, he looked so hawt

I HAD to get hin

Jason: annaboob

Annabeth: I will grab you by your throat and decapitate you with Percy's sword WHILE YOU SLOWLY BLEED TO DEA-

Hazel: ANNABETH

Piper: GODS, ANNABETH, CALM DOWN

But he was dansin with another girl

I went over to see what THAT was about, when she had the nerve to smile at me and introduce herself first, UGH, PREPPY MARY SUE!

'Hi! I'm Ashley. Ashley Gold! Nice to meet yo-'

'I dunt car what you are, Y r u dancing with PErsy?????

Leo:' what you are'

Frank: You're a Leo

Piper: he's just being...

Hazel: don't do it

Piper: Frank... With you, Eheh...

Jason: YES

'Oh, we're not dating. After all, this isn't even a slow dance. We're just fr-'

'and wat kind of name is Ashley Gold? Liek, that's such a weird name,its short 2, my name is MUCH better than urs, so u should just go away'

Annabeth: Hasn't she taken notice to the fact that she says Percy's name nearly every chapter like the needy fake she is, and that Percy's name only has four syllables in both first and last? Why isn't she calling HIS name short?

Nico: because he's Percy Jackson

Annabeth: Exactly, but-

Percy: what's that, nico?

Nico:

'Oh, uh... Heh, sorry. To get on your... Bad side, I mean... Heh... I'll, uh... Go now...'

'UR weird 2, and persassy wood never like u, evar!

' Dude, Percy is dating Annabeth.'

Hazel: Oh snap

Piper: shes right thought 😂

Jason: TRUE

'her names naht ammebth, now go away, peasant' I shuved her from my view and I walked bak tords persy. She was so weeerd, and she talks weird, and her name is so stupid, ugh I mean, who would have a name THAT short l???

Anywahs, next stop persy town >;)

Annabeth: THIS IS THE BEST CHAPTER IN THIS BOOK! SOMEONE IS FINALLY SMART ENOUGH TO SEE I'M PERCY'S GIRLFRIEND AND NOT THAT PEICE OF GARBAGE THAT CRAWLED UP FROM THE SEWERS OF MANHATTAN! YEEEESSS

Piper: I'm just glad it's over.

Hazel: That makes two

Frank: THREE

Leo: I don't know, I kinda like how she said my name twice when she was talking ;)

Jason: no.

Nico: just. No.

Leo:... Oh.