the Most Powerful Demigod Ever (A CLICHE FANFICTION)

Demigods React 11

HEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYTETEYETETEYYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY, GURL! Silver here, daughter of dumbldor and artimes and today, we're gonna go back to school, sadly :(

Frank: How much longer is this book...?

Hazel: I feel like this is never gonna end... :(

Jason: *pats Hazel on the back*

But, my Bff Raven claw spooky hades darkness black death hatred bedsheet karate CHOP will be there! And guess wat? I think she's a demigod 2, lolz

Leo: *is dying of laughter* I WONDER WHO'S NEW SISTER THAT IS, HAHAHA

Nico: PIPE DOWN, VALDEZ!

Rachel: I'd laugh too, but Nico would yell at me... Heheh

Anyways, I magically teleported back to my house where my evil dad was. He hated me, and even though I said my parents threw me out, I think, I was kidding lol! But I ran away, and lived under a bridge, and I'm not following the story line because the author was to lazy to check her work. Oh well 😊

Piper: How can she not know if her parents threw her out or not? And hey, I haven't heard anything from yet... Hmm...

Percy: She said..... Specifically, 'I will not in any way put the thought of that story in my mind. I'm trying to get into a college, and I aim to NOT have my brain rot from stupidity.'

Rachel: :O

Anyways, I got up and dressed. S ince I'm a total tomboy, I don't dress up to much. I wore a super short skirt and a totally cute tank TOPthat was pink and sparkly, just to make sure I draw no attention to myself.

Piper: She's worse than Drew, dear gods...

Hazel: 'To draw no attention to myself,' she says, after putting on sparkly, pink clothes

Nico: I know, right?

Then, I put on my 1 foot tall pumps on so I can tower over all the ugly people, Im such a tomboy!

Percy: Tomboy, huh?

Leo : She better watch out, yah know, make sure she doesn't hit her had on a doorway in those shoes

Frank: Ha, true

Now, time for makeup! First, I applied my 300 dollah shade #385 pink Llama lip stick.then,super glossy Shiney cute lip gloss. Now, for some shade 8374 cyan elephant foot eye shadow, just to make my eyes look natural.

Drew: How does she get her hands on those rare colors?!

Piper: By spinning around three times, shouting 'JASON LIKES BRICKS, I LIKE LIPSTICKS' And boom, they appear by your bedside at midnight

Jaeon: ;-;

Rachel: But you first have to make sure you are wearing a sumbraro and have watched all seasons of Glee on netflix

Percy: That is also correct.

Then, when I finished I heard my dad call me for breakfast, because my mom died

(ZoriMeme: Er, no she didn't...)

Uh, kidding
She didn't die, because shes all goddess Ness and stuff, hahahLOL

Hazel: HAHAHAHA, THE AUTHOR HAD TO CORRECT HER ON HER OWN LIFE STORY

Jason: I KNOW RIGHT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'HONEY, DAUGHTER THAT I LOVE SO MUCH, YOUR BUFFET MEAL IS READY!' he yelled at me, totally meanly. I wiped my tears with my 100000000000000 $ bill, because that exists. We were so poor! Kids in afrika eat more than us, sigh.

Anyways,i went downstairs and ate my food avoiding eye contact with my dad, because he was so mean!

Leo: What did he do? 😂

Nico: EXACTLY

'is somthing wrong, sweetheart?' he asked, harshly.

That was when I lost it. 'I CAN'T BELIVE YOU, YOU'RE SO MEAN, UGH, I'M RUNNING AWAY!

' Again? But you have school today and raven is gonna be there....'

'oh,then I'll run away later. Sorry'

I ran to school and then I saw raven, but now magical time skip, brought to u by persasseus jaxsin!

Piper: AAAAHHHHHHHH, oh my gods, this is... I can't even, hELPME

Frank: *is face-palming really hard while holding laughter*

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Ok, so I got home now, teehee!

'hi dad'

Then, he hits me! I start crying.

'why did you hit me?! "I asked, through tears.

' because, It's for the story,, I'm the stereotypical mean dad'

'oh, then carry on :)'

Rachel: 'because I'm the stereotypical mean dad'

Percy: 'Oh, than carry on'

Jason: HAHAHHAHAH

That night, I cried myself to sleep that night. I was gonna run away!... Uh, again! Yeah!

Hazel: AGAIN

Leo: AGAIANNN

Frank: AGAIN

Piper: AGAIN?

Percy: We've already established this, AGAIN.

Jason: not again

Nico: no, not again