the Most Powerful Demigod Ever (A CLICHE FANFICTION)

Demigods React 3

The next day, I went was at lunch and there was another big doggeh at camp!

Annabeth: Its. A. Hellhound! GET IT RIGHT

Percy: Let's calm down, now... Heh

So, I was sitting at brekfats, eating my chocolate pancakes, bacon, eggs, toast, kitkats, snickers, and all the other food in the world, while not gaining a pound. I'M SO FAT, UGH.

Piper: Without gaining weight? What, but she just ate a bunch of food... And... Ugh

Anyways, I was eating liek, everything J could,, and there was a big doggeh! He came and said I he smelled powerful demigods

Jason:... Im so lost, the hellhound spoke?

Piper: Same, first she eats all the food and now the monsters talk to her?

and I said that's because I'M a powerful demigod! And I went at him with nothing but my hands and killed dhim! Then, everyone stared at me cause I'm boss fighter, but they started to bow down, even Percy and all my other 619646916464884946 Boyfriends.

Leo: I've had like, only one girlfriend, but I know that since I'm currently taken, the girls have to hold themselves back ;)

Calypso:...

Leo: but I still have the best one ever

Calypso: that's better

I looked over my heard and saw a silver holographic image of Artemis a
Shooting a bow and slaying all of the monsters and I was a daughter of Artemis and chiron said all hail Silver aqua cookie toilet paper chandelier Artemis umbrella Olympus wolf, daughter of artemees.

Frank: That's such a long naaame...

Hazel: And I thought Reyna's name was long...

Everyone clapped for me and put me on their shoulders. That was the moment I knew, that I was the most powerful and important demigod ever in history of Greek mythologeeest time.

Percy:

Annabeth: you've been replaced.... By THAT? So what, she gets to be at camp for like, two days and she says she's the best? She can't even properly name greek monsters. If anything, she should be one of the worst, judging from her experience level. There are also no children of Artemis, so she shouldn't even exis-

Percy: Annabeth, it's time to stop

Annabeth:

After that, at the campfire, a girl came to camp and her name was aqua water blue sky fishy pearl clam ocean lake river rain horsey iPad Olympus extravaganza, and she send "om persassy sister"

Leo: HAHHAHAHAH, PERSASSY HAS A SISTER LIKE THIS

Jason: so sad

Percy: oh no... help me

Hazel: But... Heh, her last name isn't Jackson, it's Extravaganza? Percy Extravaganza...

Percy:

and she also said "wow I never knew I had a bruther"  and then, we got a Prophecy, and the author ends with a horribly written clifhangar dun dun dduuun

Annabeth: I dont think I can read anymore of this...

Percy: Agreed.

Leo: Percy... Extravaganza...

Percy: DONT

Jason: Maybe Extravaganza is his middle name, he did never mention it...

Piper: HAHAH

Frank: wow, Percy Extravaganza Jackson...

Hazel: HAHAHAH

Percy: -_-