the Most Powerful Demigod Ever (A CLICHE FANFICTION)

Demigods React 1

Hey my name is Silver aqua cookie toilet paper chandelier Artemis umbrella Olympus wolf, and I'm a daughter of artimes. It all started liek dis...

Annabeth: Artemis...? What?

Thalia: I dont know... WHAT EVEN

I was standin on mah beootifl 20000 dollar bed an den suddenly dere was a scarry big dog and he came and attacked me and I used my amammazing animl skils to tame de Dogg and he becam my fremd and I named her doggeh bcuz why nut

Percy: there's a 20000 dollar bed?

Jason: what kind of bed is that much?

Hazel: and why is she naming the prices for EVERYTHING?

then a hawt boy came from teh front door
And he sed hey ur a demigud come wif me and I said sure why not? And den, we got to camp half blud bcuz my parents disowned me and told me about that place and said it was a safe place for me and kids liek me.

Piper: I'm starting to see WHY they disowned her...

But I think they ment that I was dislexic because I'm so stupid and I only know basic math, liek 59 times 5846 because I'm so bad at math.

Annabeth: yes, you ARE stupid, THANK YOU!

And then Percy said hey ur rly cute liek, come and kiss me, mah Pikachu

Leo: rip percy

Percy: LEO

Annabeth: Percy... PERCY

And J said oh yes kiss me but just before we kissed, annabeth came in and she she wus all liek oh mah God Percy, u cheeter,

Frank: thank the gods, Annabeth

and he said I'm soreh but I don love u anymore and then me and Percy kissed

Everyone: Oh no...

Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON

Percy: O-O

and he was all liek oh mah God ur so hawt and suddenly, I fainted bcuz it's the cliche thing to do at the end of each chapter.

Piper: is it over..? It is...? YAY

Jason: what the Hades was THAT?

Hazel: I dont know...

Annabeth: PERCY...

Frank: oh no...

Leo: Percy run

Percy: O-O