Yu-Gi-Oh Oneshots!

Breaking the Fourth Wall!

Well, I had to do it at some point.

"Ichi, ju, hayku, sen, MANJOUME-SANDA!" Chazz shouted, throwing his duel disk at Jaden.

Jaden ducked it, laughing, then grabbed a "conveniently placed" water balloon and chucking it in Chazz's direction. "Take that!"

Thanking Ra for the author-chan's niceness with plot convenience, Chazz ducked and the balloon "conveniently" hit Bastion.

"That's it, Jaden! First the writers forget me now you are throwing water balloons at me? Take this!" Water Dragon appeared and drenched poor Jaden, who laughed.

"Sorry, Bastion, plot convenience!"

Bastion ended up chasing Jaden around the campfire, when he tripped over a "convenient" rock and fell into a "convenient" puddle.

Alexis laughed. "Sorry, Bastion, but that was funny!"

Syrus groaned. "Stuck with these guys for five episodes."

Atticus snapped a picture. "I'ma send this to Aly."

Jaden gasped. "ATTICUS IS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AND SENDING STUFF TO AUTHOR-CHAN!!!"

"Look who's talking."

Yeah, Jaden!

"Huh?" Jaden said, looking around. "Who said that?"

It's me, Jaden, the author. Would you all please stop using my convenience to your advantage at the expense of others?

Chazz laughed. "You have to admit though, Bastion was pretty funny just now."

Sigh. Chazz never listens.

Said Slifer's face reddened. "I do too! Hey, wait, she's forcing this dialogue! Oh my Ra, she's controlling our every move!"

Maybe someone could teach you a little lesson right now, Chazzy.

"What kind of lesson?"

Jaden whipped out his strongest monsters and beat Chazz like a boss.

"Hey! Author-chan, now you're really breaking the fourth wall."

Sorry. I'll stop now. Go back to annoying Syrus. Bye.