Yu-Gi-Oh Oneshots!

Ryo X Fubuki X Yusuke

Inspired by the Youtube video, "Before Fubuki Cheats".

Right now, he's probably slow dancing

With a bleached-blond tramp

And she's probably getting frisky

Ryo knew Fubuki was very emotionally attached to their old friend Yusuke. He knew it in his soul, but told himself that it wouldn't affect his relationship with the brunette.

Right now, he's probably buying

Her some fruity little drink

'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Still, he never expected to walk into a bar and find them drinking. Fubuki always went drinking with him, not Yusuke! As Yusuke's personality went, it was surprising that he was even there. When Ryo had taken him to a bar, Yusuke had thrown up after one drink.

Right now, he's probably up behind her

With a pool-stick

Showing her how to shoot a combo

And now, two days away from their three-year anniversary, Ryo found Fubuki, standing behind Yusuke, holding a pool stick (with his hands over the greenette's) teaching his friend the game.

And he don't know

Openly shocked, Ryo had quietly slipped out, tears forming in his eyes.

I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

Ryo walked out to the lighthouse, crying once he got there. How could he have been so blind? Fubuki was too outgoing to fit with his personality.

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights

However, the next day, Fubuki rushed up to him and kissed him. "Morning, Ryo!" he said, clearly oblivious to Ryo's late-night spying.

I slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

The pool thing wasn't the worst of it.

Right now, she's probably up singing some

White-trash version of Shania karaoke

A few days later, Ryo opened the door to his dorm in his usual quiet manner, then quietly gasped. Certainly not loud enough for the two boys making out in his bed to hear.

Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"

And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky

That was it. Ryo shut the door quietly and stormed down to the docks.

Right now, he's probably

Dabbing on three dollars

Worth of that bathroom Polo

He ducked into the shed where the jet ski he had given Fubuki a year ago bobbed in the waves.

Oh, and he don't know

Anger overtook him.

That I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights

Ryo jumped on the jetski and ripped out of the shed, driving it over the waves. Tears flooded his face along with the salt spray from the ocean.

I slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

How could Fubuki do such a thing? He knew Ryo loved him endlessly. So why didn't Fubuki feel the same?

I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl

'Cause the next time that he cheats

Ryo was so blinded by tears that he crashed the jetski into the side of the island. Ironically, Fubuki found him and brought him to the infirmary.

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

When Ryo woke up, Fubuki was asleep in the chair next to his bed and had his hand in a death grip. It almost made Ryo forgive the brunette.

No, not on me

Almost.

'Cause I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

Ryo shot up and slapped Fubuki across the face. Fubuki woke with a start and looked at his friend. "Ryo, what was that for? I saved your life and I'm thanked with a slap?"

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights

"No. I would rather have died that let a filthy, stupid, mangy cheater like you save me," Ryo spat. "Now go back to Yusuke, you son of a bitch."

I slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Fubuki's eyes widened. Ryo was right and he knew it. "Ryo.... I'm so sorry."

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

"MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK BEFORE YOU CHEAT, FUBUKI!" Ryo exclaimed. Ignoring the medication drips that were ripping out of his arms, he bolted from the room.

Oh, before he cheats

Fubuki chased Ryo but saw a familiar face catching the boy. Yusuke said something to Ryo and the taller boy replied, shoulders shaking.

Oh

The two walked off, probably to Ryo's room to find some ice cream or whatever Ryo wanted. It would be all about Ryo feeling better.

Fubuki dropped to his hands and knees and cried.

So who's heart really got broken in the end?

I'M SO SORRY FUBUKI I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU

Atticus: You better!

Zane: Write him a..... *devilish grin* Stormshipping oneshot.

Atticus: Not opposed.