Yu-Gi-Oh Oneshots!

Puppyshipping- Soulmate AU

Since it is our dear puppy Joey's birthday, I thought I'd treat him and Seto to a little oneshot!

Seto: Let me leave. *tied to a chair*

Joey: *also tied to a chair* Dis i'nt funny, Al!

*giggles* Yugi, disclaimer?

Yugi: Aly doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If she did, those two *gestures to Puppyshipping* would f*** every episode.

Where did you learn a word like that, baby panda?!?!?!

Seto: *coughs*

*groans*

Joey Wheeler hated Seto Kaiba.

It's a fact of life. The earth is round, the sky is blue, Marik's a butthole, Joey Wheeler hates Seto Kaiba.

Unfortunately, his teachers saw this as a form of torture and put the two together in every project, even magic class.

The students were working on their chosen potion with their partner when the teacher, Ronald (I'm not sorry), announced, "Could everyone be quiet?"

Everyone settled down and listened, even Kaiba, who had been in the middle of one of his Joey Lectures.

"I'm going to attempt a new spell on this class. When you wake up tomorrow, there should be a sign on the inside of your right wrist that signifies who your soulmate is. When you are near them, it will glow a blue-white color. Okay?"

The class nodded and the teacher raised his wand and cast the spell just as the bell rang. Joey beelined it out of there so Kaiba couldn't torment him and made it home before four. He collapsed as soon as he made it to his room. Certainly, it was not a day to deal with his drunken father.

-next morning-

Kaiba woke up in lavish surroundings, as usual. He looked around and sat up- then remembered the teacher's spell. Quickly, he pulled up his right sleeve.

A dragon that certainly hadn't been on his arm before appeared. It was totally black, except for one speck of red, the eye. Seto decided not to brood on it and went downstairs to breakfast.

"Still....." he muttered to himself, "who could be signified by a black dragon with a red eye?"

Joey rolled over, spit covering his face. He snuck downstairs and grabbed a granola bar, then dashed out the door.

He ran to school, scared of Kaiba but more scared of his father, and flopped at the base of a tree. Then he remembered the spell. Instantly, he pulled up his right sleeve and stared at the inside of his wrist.

On his forearm was a white-ish dragon with blue eyes. He stared at it, then shrugged. "I'm too tired for this," he muttered, arm over his eyes.

"Hey Joey!" Yugi said, sitting next to his friend. "Did you get a symbol?"

Joey nodded. "Did you?"

Yugi pulled up his sleeve, revealing a golden upside-down pyramid. "I think I know who this points too," he said.

The blonde saw Yami walking across the courtyard. As the taller of the two Kings approached, Yugi's arm began to glow.

Yami stopped when he was right over Yugi. "Hello, aibou," he said.

Yugi jumped up and kissed his mou hitori no boku, wrapping his arms around Yami's neck. Joey decided to leave his friends in peace and went inside.

Thankfully, he didn't see Kaiba until the last class of the day. Buisness emergency, he assumed. But the instant Seto took his seat next to the blonde, Joey felt a tingling on his arm.

Seto flinched. Through his white shirt, the whole class turned to see a blue-white light glowing from Kaiba's forearm.

Joey pulled up his sleeve and was immediately blinded by the same light. Both he and Kaiba screamed and ran until they were on opposite sides of the room. Still, they were close enough for their arms to flicker.

"Make it stop!" Kaiba yelled at the teacher.

He shook his head. "You have to touch hands to say you've found each other."

Out of the corner of his eye, Joey saw Yugi and Yami holding hands. Shakily, he took a step forward, but suddenly found Seto in front of him.

"You're attractive up close, mutt," Seto whispered, and grabbed Joey's hand.

The light instantly stopped, but the passion between the two didn't. Kaiba leaned forward and kissed Joey, letting go of the blonde's hand to wrap his arms around his waist.

Joey returned the kiss, getting a hold on Seto's neck. He giggled a little when he felt Seto's tongue probing into his mouth, exploring his new territory.

"All right, Joey, Seto, that's enough!" the teacher exclaimed. The two separated, embarrassed. 

Seto suddenly leaned forward and whispered in Joey's ear, "You're going to come to my place after school."

Joey didn't protest. After all, he had just realized who his soulmate was. Sometimes, love is in the most unlikely of places.

Extra:

Seto made Joey wait outside for a bit, but soon enough, a guard came out. "Master Seto said for you to meet him upstairs in his room."

Joey headed up the large staircase and found Kaiba's room immediately. He knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come in."

He opened the door and stepped in, closing it. When he turned to face the large room, he gasped a little.

Seto had been waiting for him. The child billionaire was sitting underneath red covers, shirt and Ra know what else off.

Joey gulped but walked over to the bed and crawled on top of Kaiba, smiling. "Hey, Rich Boy."

"Hello, mutt."

Aly: *bangs head on desktop then passes out from Puppyshipping cuteness*

Seto: Is she okay?

Joey: You only care about her cause she's dating your son.

Seto: Jaden needs a girl who is actually alive.

Yugi: *sweatdrops* Comment down below if you want Aly to finish that little extra scene..... I guess?

Aly: *wakes up* YUGI!