Yu-Gi-Oh Oneshots!

Jaden X Jesse X Chazz

For my lovely and amazing friend, Chazzitup15!

She was all like, "You should do a Jaden X Jesse X Chazz" and I thought, "my life is complete!" 

Jaden's POV (cause who doesn't love this adorkable little muffin?)

(Zane, that's who.)

Class is finally over and I rush to the Slifer dorm, eager to catch up on some sleep. As I run into the room, however, my communicator dings with a text in the Competitor group chat.

Rainbowsbutnotgay (yeah right Jess): Did you get the answer for #10?

As usual, his username kinda stings. I wish Jesse was gay, since I'm in love with him and all..... oh well. Gotta learn to live with it.

Ha. Learn. Something I don't do a lot of.

Kuriboh_Head05: nope! lol 😆 

Rainbowsbutnotgay: k

Rainbowsbutnotgay: I have another ?

Kuriboh_Head05: Shoot, jess

Rainbowsbutnotgay: opposite of won't

Rainbowsbutnotgay: between t and v

Rainbowsbutnotgay: opposite of stop

Rainbowsbutnotgay: opposite of off

Rainbowsbutnotgay: first letter

Rainbowsbutnotgay: Atticus goes on a lot

Rainbowsbutnotgay: without minus out

Rainbowsbutnotgay: opposite of you

Rainbowsbutnotgay: string it together now.

Kuriboh_Head05: will u go on a date with me

Rainbowsbutnotgay has changed their name to Rainbowsandgay

Kuriboh_Head05: wft bro!!!

Rainbowsandgay: Well, Jay?

I stare at the communicator slack(er)-jawed for a good ten seconds before his message kicks in.

"He likes me?" I blurted. Well, it's worth a shot.

Kuriboh_Head05: Jess, are you serious?

Rainbowsandgay: As a heart attack.

CyberKing has joined the chat

CyberKing: !!!

Rainbowsandgay: Sorry Zane. Now get out.

CyberKing has left the chat

Kuriboh_Head05: YES! JESSE, OF COURSE I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU!

Rainbowsandgay: Great! so, the dance maybe? :/

The instant the text flew onto the screen, I remembered something.

I already had a date for the dance.

"What are you doing, slacker?" Chazz exclaimed, looking over my shoulder. "Texting Jesse?"

I may or may not have nodded vigorously.

"You know we both like him! Who's gonna get him in the end?" Chazz crossed his arms and grabbed his communicator.

Ojamania has joined the chat

Ojamania: No such luck, Anderson! Jaden's my date to the dance!

Rainbowsandgay: What? Jaden?

I sighed. "Chazz, why did you do that?"

"Maybe we'll both go with him as a threesome!" Chazz exclaimed. "I don't know, maybe it's cause I love you and I want you to myself?"

"Then why do you always bring up Jesse?!" I snapped, jumping up. Chazz flinched.

"Jaden..... please change your eyes back....."

I blinked, then turned to look in the cracked mirror. My eyes were glowing gold- I'd gotten too angry.

"Sorry, Chazz," I whispered, closing and reopening my eyes.

Rainbowsandgay: JADEN! ANSWER ME!

Kuriboh_Head05: Jesse, it's true. I'm sorry. Maybe we could go to the card shop later?

Rainbowsandgay: ...

Rainbowsandgay: What if we all three went together?

Ojamania: Told you so, Jaden!

Rainbowsandgay: Can it, Chazz.

Kuriboh_Head05: I'd like that.

Ojamania: All right! Problem solved. Who's picking up who?

Rainbowsandgay: Chazz, you and I are picking up Jaden.

Kuriboh_Head05: Hey! I have every right to be dominant!

Ojamania: Not what you said last night, slacker.

Rainbowsandgay: Ew.

Ojamania: Kidding.

Kuriboh_Head05: I'm blushing. Now log out, I want a valid excuse for not doing my homework.

Ojamania: And what might that excuse be?

Rainbowsandgay: I'm on my way, you too. Be ready for some serious crap to go down!

Kuriboh_Head05: Fine, but I'm starting!

Ojamania: Ooh, threesome~

"I make the first move!" I said, drawing a card.

"Dang, Jay, you always get to go first!" Jesse exclaimed.

"It's not fair! He always beats us!" Chazz pouted, crossing his arms.

Jesse chuckled. "Threesome duels are the best cause you never know what's gonna happen!

I grinned. "Yep!"

How to ruin children's minds 101:

Step One: Aquire Jaden Yuki and Jesse Anderson.

Step Two: Lock them in an empty room together.

Step Three: Let the sexual tension build!

Step Four: Catch it on camera.

Step Five: Show your little sisters.

Step Six: Hide for seven days while your mom cools down about the whole thing.

And that's how to ruin a child's mind forever!

Chloe: Spiritshipping! *drools*

Amanda: KYAAAAAAA!