Rewind~
"Satan is a bit of a bitch, you know?" Chris said, ruffling his hair a little bit as he leaned against a brick wall.
Pj shrugged, "Well, I mean, he is the source of all evil."
Chris smiled, "Smart ass."
Pj laughed, "Well I'm just saying. What'd he do anyway that made you hate him?"
"He's mad at me," Chris said, "I haven't been pulling in as many souls as usual, so he put me on watch."
"Why?"
Chris rolled his eyes, "Sometimes you can be so dense." He smirked, "I've been spending all my time with you, idiot. To be honest, catching souls is a bit of a bore these days."
"Is it?"
"Well yeah," Chris said, migrating over and pulling Pj closer by his waist, "You're a lot more fun."
"No, Chris," Pj said, pulling away slightly, "You're not the only one put on watch."
"What? They found out?" Chris asks.
"Well, Fate gave me the talk the other day so, yeah. I think Heaven knows." Pj says.
"But it's illegal," Chris says, "You're breaking three laws of Heaven and Hell right now."
"So are you!" Pj said, "You're in sexual relations with an entity that is not of your species, you're not doing your assigned job, and you're-"
"A criminal in Heaven anyway," Chris said, "You think I care about the rules?"
"I don't either," Pj said, crossing his arms.
"Ooh, mister bad boy angel," Chris joked, "Save some of that spice for in bed."
Pj felt his face flush, "Don't talk about that in the open."
"Do you not like people knowing how much of a whore you are?" Chris said, "Running off with Heavens most wanted everyday so you can-"
"I'm an angel." Pj said, "Of course I don't want people thinking that of me."
Chris nodded, "I know what you mean."
"Do you?" Pj questioned.
Chris hesitated, seemingly a bit put off by this question. "Do you think I want Hell to see me slack off like this?"
"No."
"Well there you go," Chris said, sighing and running his hands along Pj's chest, "You're not the only one suffering trying to hold a certain image-"
"And still keep screwing around with each other?" Pj asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes."
Pj laughed, kissing Chris and then pulling away with a giggle, "Guess we better make do with the time we have, right?"
Chris smirked, "I guess so."
Pj gripped Chris's arm tight, but before he could teleport them, Chris stopped him. "Hold up, I have a question."
"What is it?"
"Am I really Heavens most wanted, or Pj's most wanted?" Chris asked with a smug smile.
"Oh, shut up," Pj scoffed and Chris laughed and teleported them, but strangely enough they didn't end up in a bedroom. They ended up in a church.
"What the hell?" Chris cursed.
"Hello, Chris and Pj," said a deep voice, startling them and causing the boys to turn around. "Sorry to interrupt your uh...affair."
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Heaven On Earth
Fanfiction"Heaven is rather a fluffy dream amongst many people; Hell a flaming nightmare. Human reality is very in between, and I suppose love is too." In which Phil is holy, and Dan is horny