DOODS, dis one is gonna be fluffaaayyyy and smutayyyy so let's partayyyy I'm here so get ready for queer! *places you in diamond trash can* Hush child *gives you a box of cookies and puts the trash lid on* ONWARD WITH THE GAY! Btw this one is domestic and shit
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"Dean, I know you have to work late but you do have a husband and three fucking kids so get home as soon as you can. Chrissy won't stop crying, Luca is refusing to bathe, Harriet lost her doll and won't stop screaming, and I can't find the damn baby formula!" Cas hung up the phone and threw it on the couch as he cradled Chrissy in his arms; begging her to stop crying.
"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! I can't find it, Princess Magic Dust gets scared without her unicorn!" Said Harriet as she ran around the living room, almost knocking into the coffee table.
"Sweetie, please calm down, Princess Magic Dust is just sleeping. Let her rest for a few hours, she may be tired with all her adventures to Puffy Mountain" Cas smiled weakly and ruffled Harriet's dirty blonde hair. Her glowing green eyes were drying up and she finally sat down quietly on the couch.
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Dean groaned as he picked up his phone seeing (3 missed calls). He leaned back in his desk chair and listened to the first message. "Babe..it's me and I'm just so overwhelmed right now. I get you have to do later shifts for a while until they higher another guy and I am proud of you an love you and I know you have to work late but you do have a husband and three fucking kids so get home as soon as you can. Chrissy won't stop crying, Luca is refusing to bathe, Harriet lost her doll and won't stop screaming, and I can't find the damn baby formula!" Dean could hear the chaos in the background, Chrissy wailing basically into the receiver, Harriet stomping around calling out to Princess Magic Dust. The guilt settled in his gut like a boulder and the only way to move was to get home right now.
"I'm so sorry hun..." He whispered to himself as he placed his head in his heads, elbows on his desk and wiped his face in exhaustion.
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"Luca, honey. I know you don't like it but I have to get you cleaned up."
"No" He replied as Chrissy took a long inhale and then sobbed hysterically into my ear. Luca crossed his arms and began running around the house with his plastic pirate sword. I caught a glimpse of his other hand that was in a loose fist; clasped in his tiny fingers was Princess Magic Dust. The only thing left of her was her torso and her head. Her long pastel purple hair cut off to the root.
My eyes widened as I glanced over at Harriet on the couch who sat in silence with her classic pout on her face. Harry is gonna lose her fucking mind if I don't get Luca out of the living room-
"YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED HER! LUCA KILLED PRINCESS MAGIC DUST!!" Too late. Harriet jumped over the back of the couch just as Luca was running past and tackled him to the ground. I ran towards them and held Chrissy to my hip like a football.
"Harriet! Get the hell off of your brother right now!" I managed to get Harriet away from Luca who was now fuming red. I stood holding Harriet back with one arm by the entrance to the kitchen right in front of the coffee table.
Just as I thought Luca had calmed down his head bowed and his sword had been snapped in half. Luca cried out a loud squeaky battle cry and charged at Harriet, I could only do so much with one arm that he managed to jump over my arm and tackle Harriet on to the floor.
"Luca! Knock it off or I won't get you another sword and you'll be stuck in your room for the next 20 years!!" It was a bluff of course but he doesn't know that. Chrissy was screaming, Luca was yanking on Harriet's pig tails while Harriet was repeatedly elbowing Luca in the side. Time was taking its fucking time to get to 9:00 o'clock because it was only 7:00 o'clock but I heard the door open and there was my knight in shining armour. His iridescent emerald eyes were wide in horror as they glanced at me, to Chrissy, to my one arm trying to separate the two 5 and 6 year olds. Luca was the younger one.
