HEY YOU PRETTY NIPPLES! This one is based off the picture above but if you can't see the pic let me explain. Just imagine on a hunt Dean gets kicied in the balls and Cas is like "LET ME HEAL YOU, BITCH" But Dean's like "No! THAT'S MY DICK!" Anyway on with the gay...*jumps out your window*
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Dean, Sam, and Cas were currently all fighting off a shit ton of demons and one had gotten on top of Dean so Dean quickly grabbed the holy water that fell out of his hand and sprayed as much as he could on the demon before it got off Dean and started screaming. Dean was just about to grab his demon blade when a hard object came into contact with his genitals making him groan and double over on the ground as the demon ran away, Sam chasing after it.
Cas killed the last demon and turned to Dean to see why he was in such pain. "Dean, what's wrong? What happened??" Cas looked Dean up and down with much worry as he knelt down in front of him.
"The bitch kneed me in the nuts" He whined and tried to straighten himself up but to no avail.
"Nuts? Dean I don't see how you could be in pain if the peanut bag in your pocket lessend the impact of the hit" Cas titled his head in confusion as Dean looked up at him, gasping for air still.
"W-what??" He stammered and groaned loudly as he sat down on the pavement, Cas kneeling in front of him.
"The demon, he punctured your peanut bag"
"No man! He hit me in the-" Dean paused and Cas shot him a puzzled look. "I-in the..." Dean gestured a hand to his dick and Cas now understood but not completely.
Dean turned his head to see if Sam was coming back when suddenly he felt a firm hand on his dick. "Cas!?" He snapped and moved away from him. "What are you doing?!" He yelled looking at the lost angel with wide shocked eyes.
"I was healing you, why did you move away?" Cas moved closer to Dean and tried healing him again before Dean grabbed his hand.
"Cas, you can't just go and touch me there!" Dean whined as he shifted his seating slightly.
"Dean, healing you there would be quick and it would only cause a minor orgasm. Due to the fact it is a very sensitive area, but I must because there could be internal damage" Cas insisted.
"Cas, I-I'm fine" Deans mind was stuck on the two words that Cas said that stuck out the most. Minor orgasm.
"Dean. No, you're not" Cas tried to reach over again and prevailed just as Sam walked around the corner. Dean was about to swat Cas' hand away when his body went numb and his legs trembled as he smacked his hands to his mouth and moaned into them.
"Uh-uh...um guys..?" Sam asked looking at Dean who had Castiels hand on his crotch. Cas turned his head and looked at Sam joyfully.
"I can assure you, your brother has healthy and fully intact genitals" Cas stood and started walking back to the impala.
Dean stood and was shocked that he felt no pain, he felt better. Much better.
"Dude, did he just give you a-"
"Shut it" Dean grumbled as they all walked back to the car.
