One shots

Haunted House~ Phan

(Okay before you read this I gotta know.  Am I the only one who fucking hates haunted houses!?!? I'm the only one in my friend group that just despises them but I always get dragged into them.)

Phil's /third person/ whothefuckknows POV~

"Dan you know I hate haunted houses, I really don't wanna do this." The raven haired boy exclaimed, tugging on his boyfriends arm gently.

"C'mon Phil, it'll be fun! Besides, I'll protect youuuu." The taller male teases, wrapping his arms around Phil's waist and placing a kiss to his head. He couldn't help but smile at his boyfriends actions.

"Fine. I'm not happy about it, but fine." He say, gently nudging Dan off of him. The brown haired boy smiled as they reached the gate, paying and making their way to the entrance.

The overall theme was a mental asylum. The entrance all decorated to stimulate a psych ward. The two windows on the door gave us a glimpse of the the flickering lights and eerie setting of the building inside.

"Ready darling?" Dan asked with a smile? I nodded tentatively.

"Wait wait wait wait wait." Phil spoke, Dan turned to look at him with a questioning glance. "You promise you won't scare or leave me? Cause Daniel James Howell I swear to God I will hate you forever!" The taller boy chuckled.

"I promise." He stated, stretching out his pinky finger. The deal made Phil relax a bit, the anxiety still causing his heart to race.

Phil entwined their fingers and clutched onto Dans arm as he opened the doors.

The fake blood was everywhere, making the smaller male feel very uneasy. Props lay about, strategically placed. Every little decoration got a stare down as Phil waited in anticipation for it to move.

Phil screamed and clutched Dan as a small girl appeared from seemingly nowhere, blood dripping from her features as she danced around them, giggling like a school girl.

"Watch out for the warden. He'll kill ya. That is, if the meds don't kill you first." She cackled, disappearing into the dark.

The black haired boy whimpered and gripped Dans arm even tighter. The tol boy wrapped his arm around the others waist, allowing him to clutch to his chest.

Phil kept his eyes squeezed shut as Dan lead them through the building. People jumped out and screamed, some even wearing straight jackets. We just screamed as they took their turns jumping out and Phil cowered into Dans shirt, despite the discomfort. (Glasses suck okay?! Yes Phil is wearing glasses in this shhhh let it happen.)

"Darling you have to let go for this one, we have to go single file." Dan explained as he gently pried the smaller male from his side and nudged him forwards.

Phil grabbed the railing as he entered into the pitch black room. The noises and voices getting to his head.

"Dan?" He spoke, turning around to see nothing but darkness. "Dan?!? Where'd you go?!" Phil whisper yelled at the dark. No reply came which made him tremble as he tentatively continued forward, searching for light.

The hand he held out in front of him finally landed on the doorway. Phil immediately swung it open and raced outside of the haunted house. The raven haired man just started to calm his nerves when suddenly and arm was wrapped around his waist, and a hand was placed over his mouth.

Phil screamed, only having it muffled by the skin covering his mouth. He immediately pushed and pulled, falling on the ground as he escaped from the strangers grasp. Turning around to face his attacker his eyes were met by an all too familiar face.

"DAN!? YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!" Phil shouted as Fan just laughed. "It's not funny you doorknob!" Phil said, playfully smacking his boyfriends arm as he helped him up.

"Oh c'mon darling, I was only having a bit of fun!" He exclaimed, pulling the other male toward him. Phil playfully tried to resist his grip but Dan managed to trap Phil's body against his own. Dan smiled and started leaning down, causing Phil to smirk and pull away.

"Nope! No kisses for you mister! You broke a pinky promise!!!" Phil exclaimed, causing the tall boy to pout.

"I'm sorry darling, I promise I won't ever scare you again!" He says, gathering Phil back into his arms, hugging him close to his chest.

"Nope it's too late! No more kisses for you!" Phil teased, crossing his arms against Dans chest.

"Not even a peck? I said I was sorry my love, c'monnnn." Dan stated with a pout, teasing his boyfriend. Phil looked up at his boyfriend, unable to resist his adorable little pout.

"Damn you and your stupidly adorable dimples and stupid adorable face. I can't resist when you do that. Stop being cute, for the sake of my sanity." Phil said with a teasing smile, raising his hand to Dans cheek.

"Never." Dan grinned in victory as he leaned down and gently connected their lips.