Me: So apparently, my cousin Rose wants to do a Sebastian prank call from Black Butler.
Rose: Yay lets do this, i'll be Claude.
Me: ok, lets do this
Phone rings
Sebby: Hello, Phantomhive residence.
Rose in Caude's voice : Yes you see, I want to inquire why I died in season two, when we all know the fan girls wanted me to butt fuck Alois?
Sebby:... O_o ....what?
Me in Alois's voice: Claude! Now is not time to be fucking with Sebastian! I want my cake!
Sebby: Spider? Is that you?
Me: Please, then we can have round two~ ;)
Sebby: .... wtf??? Shouldn't you be dead???
Rose: yeah, but I was brought back by the authors.
Sebby: the author's?
Rose: I said too much!
Sebby: Wait! SPIDER-
*BEEP*
Me: Phase one complete, now for phase two.
Rose: I'll grab the items
Me: and ill grab a box and some postage stamps.
Later at the Phantomhive residence
Sebastian opens the door to find no one but looks down and picks up a package for Ciel and a letter addresed to him. He took it in and put the package down in his room and read the letter.
Dear Sebastian,
We hope you have fun with bocchan with the items we sent you.
Give us details later with the return address.
Sign, your secret shippers
*oh* he brings the package to Ciel.
When Ciel opens the box he turns crimson red in embarrassment "Sebastian, what is the meaning of this?" Ciel asked pointing to the items in the box which contains a sexy cat/neko costume in his size "I honestly have no idea, my lord" Sebastian said smirking. *I see why they sent this with a letter to me*. "Whatever the reason, let's make use of it tonight" Sebastian said seductively. "V very well" Ciel said blushing.
(Back To Sharpey And Rose)
Sharpey heard a slight knock on the door of the apartment she was renting for some time. Walking to the door, she opened the door to have no one there. She looked down to see a letter. Picking it up from the welcome matt, she read the address. 'To the secret shippers'. "What'cha got there?" Rose asked, popping her head out from behind the pages of her yaoi manga.
Looking at the return address with a smile, Sharpey said"Apparently a letter from the young Earl and butler."
Dear secret shippers
Thank you for the kind jester, we had some fun last night. Ciel tried to burn it when I wasn't looking but apparently it's fire proof to my masters disappointment, so I some how convinced him to try it on. When he came out with it on I had a boner looking at how hot he looked, especially when he's embarrassed by my staring. So after that, we had fun in bed for the rest of the evening.
I'll keep you updated more soon
Sign, One Hell of a Butler
P.S. I know it was you that called me yesterday
Me:shit, he knows.
Rose: crap, what do we do?
Me:leave him be, anyway. We have our selves a new pen pal
Rose: yes, now on to the next chapter.
YOU ARE READING
anime prank calls
Fanfictionthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
