anime prank calls

Inuyasha

Me:now that we got 707 out of the way, lets continue. oh this could be difficult

Rose:to the tardis!!!

Later 500 years in the past

Me: since we cant use a phone to call him, Rose here is going to use her charm speak.

Rose:sweet. Now to find him

Me:he's probably at the village. Lets go

Later

Rose: oh there.

Rose hides herself in the trees before clearing her throat and said "oh Inuuuuu!?" Which he turned to the voice and follows it in a daze. "Over here lover boy " she said which made it sound like her voice was all around him in the forest still hippnitized by her voice when out of nowhere. Sesshomaru knocks him down, then turned to growl at the voice. "What happened? Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha asked "relax Inuyasha. I'm not here to fight but I will find out who that charm speaker is" he said to Inu. "Charm speak?" Inu asked "someone who can control a person with just their voice" he answered.
"That bitch!" He yelled

On the other side of the forest

Rose:damn I almost had him

Me:my turn

Sharpey stepped out of hiding and yelled excitedly and running toward him "Sesshomaru-Sama!" Hugging him. "Who are you wench, and why do you touch this Sesshomaru?" He asked getting annoyed by these wemon and there attempt at making him there mate "you.. you don't remember me?" Sharpey asked about to tear up "why in earth would I?" He asked with a hint of anger "I see.. (turns her head) it's just that... I haven't seen you in soooooo long and to finally see you again but to discover the fact you don't remember me" Sharpey continues with tears in her eyes now " wow, man. What did you do to her?" Inuyasha asked " I did nothing!" Sesshomaru said "your.. your mother (hiccup) promised I would be your mate but it's ok. I'll (sniff sniff) find someone else." Sharpey turns to walk away when she was stopped by Sesshomaru "wait... are you good with human children?" He asked. Happy to here that from Sesshomaru, she smiled and said "yes" and as on cue Rose comes out and shouts "congrats in your engagement you two" "your the voice we heard" Inuyasha said "ya. Sorry about that. I was testing you on your resistance to my power. (A/N actually the plan was to drag him to the hot springs where Kagome was bathing to make it seem like he was peeping on her. And their married and haven't done the deed yet. So we figured to give them a little push)

Later that evening

Me:since the first phase didn't go as hoped, let's try again.

Rose:(snaps fingers) I got it. (Leaves to find Inuyasha)

Rose: Inuyasha, Kagome needs your help. She's in your hut.

Inuyasha: on it (leaves to find her)

Rose:sucker

Sesshomaru: what are you two up to?

Me: you'll see

With Inuyasha

Inuyasha: Kagome!!! Huh?

Kagome: ahhh.... Inuyasha! What are you doing here? (In the middle of getting dressed)

Inuyasha: Rose said you needed my help.  (Looks at her in a lustfull way)

Kagome: um, Inuyasha? What are you doing?

Inuyasha: Kagome... damn mating season starts tonight.

Kagome: mating season?

Inuyasha: demons go into heat and find a mate

Kagome: ok. So?

Inuyasha: I need you. NOW!

Kagome: oh well.... since I'm clean, wanna do it? (Bashful)

Inuyasha: are you sure?

Kagome: ya, we've been married for a year now. So let's get ready.

30 minutes later

Kagome: wow! You were amazing.

Inuyasha: ya, I am half demon.

Kagome: good point. (Yawn) good night hun

Inuyasha: good night Kagome

With Rose and Sharpey

Me: about freaking time

Rose: it finally happened

Sesshomaru: I'm impressed

Rose and Sharpey: thank you, thank you very much.