Rose here Sharpey said i could do any prank call i wanted today all by myself! By looking at the title you can guess who it is~ So lets get started yo.
*Dials Number*
Roy Mustang: Hello this is Mustang Alchemist of State, how may i help you?
Me: Hello, this is (insert random name) of the Miniskirt Brigade; Amercian Section. We were wondering if you would like to offer a donation for those in miniskirt need.
Mustang: WOULD I???
Me: Yes, if you would be so kind. We are needing all kinds. No sexsim in any way. Everyone is offered miniskirts here. Men and women so if you could send then to (special address), would be so kind.
Mustang: Ok i have tons of miniskirts!!! Would you like a miniskirt as well?
Me: While i prefer booty shorts, yes i wouldn't mind. Do you have any in red? Or pink?
Mustang: OF COURSE. I'LL SEND THEM RIGHT AWAY!
Me: Thanks sweetie. We'll be expecting them soon.
*fast forward to when they get delivered*
Me: heehee. He has no idea where he sent them. Mwahahaha! Now to pick up the red and pink ones...
---le time skip---
I snuck in the night to the address where the miniskirts were delivered and took the red one and the pink one and snuck away before dusk. Hiding in the bushes nearby i awaited the time when my plan would be sent into action.
When the owner of the house exited outside to breath the fresh air, she spied the package nestled in the crook of the porch. "Whats this?" She mused, lifting up the tag. Written in beautiful cursive was,"For The Miniskirt Brigade" She growled slightly. Her brows furrowing as she eyed the package. "Mustang..."
She opened the package to find miniskirts for days! There was small ones, big ones, modern ones, old-fashioned ones, plaid ones, pleated ones, modest ones, and not so modest ones...
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU MUSTANG!" Hawkeye yelled, stomping back off into the house to grab her pistol. Bursting out laughing, i scrambled out out of the hedge and flew back off to Sharpey and my house we were renting.
"GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU!" I giggled. Rushing into the living room i found her playing her 3DS. "What?" She asked, placing her device beside the loveseat. I giggled again, pulling out the miniskirtlts from behind my back."My god you called Musty didn't you?" She said, taking the pink one out of my hand. I nodded furiously as i pulled out my camera as well."Look!" I shouted. She looked down at the photo then back up at me.
"REALLY?" She yelled.
I fell on the floor laughing at the picture of Hawkeye opening the miniskirt package.
Rose: Thats all folks see ya next time!
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anime prank calls
Fanfictionthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
