Laito/Raito Sakamaki

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Me:omg it's the flirt... (Face palm)😒

Rose:oooh~ my specialty... (Dials)😘

Laito: hello?

Rose:why hello there big boy!~ 😘

Laito:you sound hot. How can I help you?~

Rose:well first, you can free that cute blond you have over there. 😏

Laito:wait...😮

Rose: second, you have no choice but to comply. My cousins knows you've been torchering the poor girl who happens to be her younger sister. Sharpey's part angel and can incinerate your ass before you can prey to God...😜

Laito:wait... Who are you? 😶

Rose: Lucifer's only daughter. Now let go of my young cousin, before you make Sharpey pissed😈

Laito:s Sharpey?!?!?! She's with you?😨

Rose: Nope, she's on her way as we speak.😏

Laito:shit (hangs up)😨

Rose:suckers!!! 😜

Sharpey: you're evil!!!

Rose:why thank you

On the other side of the line

Laito:guys, we've been found out. Sharpey is on her way to pick up her little sister.

Subaru: you're kidding right?

Laito:no I'm not. She's pissed at the fact on how we treat her sister, and...

Knock knock knock

Laito: shit, she's here?

Boom💣💥

Sharpey:I want my sister back 😊 (👹)

Subaru: then what do we eat

Sharpey: human food, hunt, or starve for all I care. Stay away from my sister. (grabs the blond and leaves)

Subaru:our food source

Laito: I think I peed a little

Me: well here you go #vamirehybrid9. I must be honest, I only saw the first three episodes in sub of diabolic lovers. So I don't know how it even ended

Rose: until next time.




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