anime prank calls

Eren

Me: we're pranking the aot gang again.

Rose:yay us. (Dials)

Eren:hello. Cadet Jager speaking.

Rose:hello bright eyes~ (in Levi's voice)

Eren: Levi?

Rose:nope.

Eren:oh right. Hello daddy. (Blushes) (still thinks it's Levi)

Rose:(snorts) (laughs) no. It's me. The person who kidnapped you last time.

Eren:oh. Ok. Hi.

Rose: well that confirms my suspicions of my otp.

Eren:otp?

Rose: one true/top pairing. You and Levi are dating, right?

Eren: yes. Don't tell anyone. So, what's up?

Rose: coming to visit you soon actually. In a week. Don't tell Levi, it's a surprise.

Eren: got it. See you soon. (hangs up)

Me: probably should have told him the reason for visiting.

Rose: we'll tell him when we get there.

One week later

Rose: we're here!!!

Me:hey everyone.

Eren:hey.

Me: now where's...

???: Sharpey!!!

Me: There's my cousin Hangi. How ya been?

Hangi: can't complain.

???: Ok. What's with the small gathering!?

Eren:Heichue. Just some visitors.

Levi: I don't care if it's Hangi's relative. Get back to work !

Me:funny you say that...

Rose: she is Hangi's relative. Mine too.

Me: beware. I may not be just as crazy, but I'm no push over.

Levi: am I supposed to be scared?

Me: only if you piss me off.

Rose: and trust me, you don't want to.

Levi: I'm worlds strongest.
What makes you so...

Me:do not challenge me shorty. Like I mentioned. I may not be just as crazy, but...

Hangi: she's part angel, part galafrayen, part goddess. She and Rose could be a major help to beating the Titans. Oh, and both she and Rose can fly. So they don't need any gear.

Levi:fine, but I wanna spar when we have the time

Me: you're on.

(Both shake hands)

Later

Levi: (pant pant) you're good.

Me: (blows on nails) I take it I won this round?😏

Levi: this ain't over.😬

Me:I take it we'll be sparring for a while. Bring. It. On short stack. (Hits palm of hand with fist) 😈