Me: this aught to be good.
Rose:(dials)
???:yo
Rose:hey. Am I speaking to Salamander of Fairy tail?
Natsu: ya, what's up?
Rose:I called to warn you of some possible danger that will happen in the next couple of days
Natsu: and what's the danger?
Rose: mating season (music noise in the background) dunt, dunt, duh.
Natsu:oh. Don't scare me like that, I was worried for a moment there.
Rose:oh, so you knew?
Natsu:well, ya. As a matter of fact, I'm planning on confessing my feelings for this girl in my group. Lucy's her name, and she's awesome. I'm telling her tonight, and asking her to be my mate.
Rose:that's sooooo sweet.(turns to me) Sharpey, we have to watch this happen.
Me: already on it (starts planning the evening)
Rose:don't worry, we'll help you set the mood for your confession. And what about the other dragon slayer's?
Natsu: they are doing the same thing as me at different times. Anyway, meet me at the Fairy tail guild at two PM
Me: (picks up the phone) we'll be there. (Hangs up)
Rose:so much to plan
Me:and it's noon now
Rose:shit
Time skip
Third person POV
After rushing to the guild, with Sharpey calling for reservations for a popular restaurant. We finally made it in time to meet Natsu.
(Back to me)
Me:ok, here's what us going to happen. You Natsu, are going to invite Lucy for dinner at (insert popular restaurant here) at seven tonight.
Rose:when dinner arrives, and she asks what this was all for? You answer her truthfully. Speak from the heart.
Me:make sure to mind your manners, when eating. Impress her, show her that you're not just her friend, but also her soul mate.
Rose:be patient when waiting for your food. After ordering, talk and get to know her more.
After an hour and a half explaining to Natsu on how to woo Lucy.
Natsu: ok, thanks guys.
Me:here's our number if you want to tell us how it went. (Gives Natsu our business card)
Natsu:(looks at card) I should have known you two were the secret shippers.
Rose: guilty as charged
Me:good luck, Salamander
Natsu: thanks. Later. (Leaves)
Rose:you do realize, every male dragon slayer was listening right?
Me:dear cousin, you insult me. Of course I knew. (Turns to Gajeel and Lexus) Don't worry. I made reservations for you both with your mates too. (Gives them different restaurant's business cards for their dates) And tell us about it after (gives our business card)
Rose:later lover boys
Time skip.
Back at home
Rose:what a long day.
Me:you said it. (Rings) (answers phone) hello? Natsu! Hey, how did it go? Ahhhh!!!😄😄😄 She said yes! I'm happy for you. No problem sweetie. Ok, I won't call you that. Only Lucy dose right? You're blushing aren't you? Ill take your silence as a yes. Anyway, happy mating with Lucy. Bye.
Rose: I knew they were hit for each other. I wonder if Natsu's a freak in bed?
Me: we'll ask Lucy when it happens.
A/n: I was already working on this chapter when I got a recommendation for prank calling Jumin Han. Don't worry, he's next.
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anime prank calls
Hayran Kurguthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
