anime prank calls

Tsukiyama

Y'ello. Its me again Rooosssseeee. I know, hold your applause. *akward silence* heehee. Im kidding. DONT HURT ME. Ok...now that were done with that stuff.. Tsuki-San!

*dials his number*  (its probally 1-800-KANEKI)

Tsukiyama: Oh hellooooo, dear. How may I heelllp youuuu?

*in kaneki voice*

Me:  um...yeah, Tsukiyama? I was wondering-

Tsuki-San:  OHHHH KANEKI-KUN! *deeply inhales* Helllloooo.

Me: ummm...yeah.... I hey i was wondering if you wanted some of my stuff....

Tsuki-San: Ohhhh yessss, Kaneki-Kun dear, I'd looovvve to have some of your stufff.

Me: um... ok... That will be 10,000 yen.

Tsuki-San: DEALLLL. I CANT WAIT TO BE SURROUNDED BY YOUR THINGS AND TO BE ABLE SMEELLLL THEM AND...*continues to be el perv*

Me: okayyyyy....yeah....so um...how about you meet me at the library?

Tsuki-San: I'll see you soon my precious~~~~

○time skip○

I sat down near the table Kaneki sat at and waited for my scheme to be completed. "Mwahahaha." I laughed under my breath as I watched Tsukiyama enter the library. He snuck up behind Kaneki and covered the poor childs eyes. Well more like eye cause of the patch.

"Hellloooo kaneki-kun."

"Hello Tsukiyama."

I tried to stifle a laugh as Tsukiyama sat next to Kaneki and gave him a smile. Pulling out my phone, I clicked the camera option and pressed record. "So what do you want?" Kaneki asked, not lifting his gaze from the book he was reading. Tsukiyama laughed as he gave Kaneki a knowing smile. "You know why you cheeky boy~"

Kaneki shuddered. Looking over to Tsuki-San he frowned. "I'm sorry, but I dont know." Tsukiyama's carefree smile turned into a twisted grimace.

"You. Forgot. Kaneki-Kun."

Kaneki frowned curiosly. "Forgot what?" I couldnt help but giggle at the two of them. They were so oblivious. "You said you were going to sell me your stuff." Tsukiyama growled slightly, licking his lips narcoticly. "No, i didnt Tsukiyama." Kaneki sighed, closing his book to focus on the lavenette.

"You did. You called me earlier Kaneki-Kun."

He said, pulling out his rhinestoned phone. He pulled up the phone log and pointed to his last recieved call."See. You did Kaneki-Kun." Kaneki shook his head. "Thats not my number." By now I was laughing so hard, the table was shaking from the force. The two ghouls turned to face me as I fell out of my seat giggling like a pyschopath. Noticing their stares, I turned the phone so the camera was facing me. "I better be feautured in one of your videos CDAWGVA if i f***ing die you a**holes."

I ran out of the library before the two could register what had happened. I got home not long after slamming the door behind me on the verdge of laughter. "Where were you? Wait, don't tell me. You prank called Tsukiyama didn't you?" Sharpey asked as i started bursting out in laughter. "Judging how your face looks, I can tell you mischevious psyco" Sharpey said "ya, and posted it on youtube making a shoutout to cdawgVA" i said holding my phone to her still laughing.

Rose:someone share this to cdawgVA i want him to see this!

Me: I agree, share this chapter with Conner please.